Tell a shit joke

[THECATINTHEHAT]

What do you call a man with no shins?







Tony.


(Previous version here)

 

[swampdragon]

I loled far too much at that.

What do you call a polar bear with no ears?





Anything you want.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

I'm trying to write a joke about ODing on cocaine but I need a line to end it.8)

 

[ponch]

Why was the little boy crying?

Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

 

[swampdragon]

Whats blue and white and sits in your kitchen?



A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

 

[ddhats]

What's red and white?




Pink

 

[curious_24]

Why was the little boy crying?

Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Best joke all thread!

 

[swedger77]

what do you call a man with no no shins, no thighs and no stomach


tony hancock



sorry.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot?












































































Half a dog.

 

[Vurtual]

All those were really good jokes

Here's a shit joke:

Where does a sheep go for a drink?






















The Baaa

 

[Josh]

Stolen from lasts nights HIGNFY...

A nurse pulls a rectal thermometer from her pocket and says "some arsehole's got my pen!"

 

[MrCookiE]

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?




Because he was a fungi.

 

[MrCookiE]

What's brown an sticky?




A stick!

 

[HouseFever]

These are the best jokes Ive heard. Far from shit.

 

[MrCookiE]

What did Humpty Dumpty say before he fell off the wall?






Don't push me!

 

[MrCookiE]

What dose the ginger person usually miss at the party?





The invitation.

 

[*dharmabum*]

What do you call a camel with no humps?







Humphrey :D

 

[bunnymunro]

A dog walks into a telegraph office cos he wants to send a telegram, gives the telegraphist the address of his half brother, and sends the message; "Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!"
The telegraphist says, "mate thats 8x woof, we actually have a special this week, ten words for the price of eight, shall I chuck in a couple more woofs, no charge?"






The dog just looked at him and said, " yea, but then it wouldn't make any sense."

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

What dose the ginger person usually miss at the party?





The invitation.

Why are they handing out invitations at the party, surely you do that before. Does not compute.

 

[MrCookiE]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?





Doug.