Tell a shit joke

[gayorstraight]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?





Doug.

What do you call a guy without a spade on his head?





Douglas.

 

[MrCookiE]

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?






Douglass!

 

[One Thousand Words]

A couple meet at a bar, start slow grinding on the dance floor and the guy leans in close and whispers "I want to take you home and do something filthy"

Being up for it the women agrees and once home the man strips her naked and tells her to perform a headstand in the corner of the lounge room. After about 5 minutes her neck starts to get tired and she shouts out, " I thought you wanted to do something filthy?"

The man replies, "I do, I just shat in your handbag"

 

[MrCookiE]

Oi mr gayorstraight, stop stelling my material! Lol

 

[gayorstraight]

Oi mr gayorstraight, stop stelling my material! Lol

It's Miss and I love it!

 

[MrCookiE]

How do you separate the men from the boys in the navy?




With a crowbar!

 

[gayorstraight]

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?




















Filippe Flop

 

[MrCookiE]

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

"What are you doing" he asks

"Warming up your dinner"

 

[Vurtual]

What do you call an australian who doesn't like curry?



...a rice-ist

 

[bunnymunro]

Whats a shcitzu?






A zoo with no animals

 

[MrCookiE]

What's the worst thing about being bit by a spider?



Your probly Australian!

 

[MrCookiE]

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?



Because then it'll be a foot!

 

[plmar]

Knock knock


Who's there


Someone


Someone who


Someone knocking at the door

 

[strungout2010]

What do you call a mad path ?




A psycho - path

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

a man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.

"what are you doing" he asks

"warming up your dinner"

lol

 

[ponch]

A man broke into a church and threw domestos all over the vicar.

Hes been charged with bleach of the priest.

 

[strungout2010]

A man broke into a church and threw domestos all over the vicar.

Hes been charged with bleach of the priest.

HaHa , that's not shit , it's pretty fucking funny. ?

 

[mickeyfinn79]

Why did the pirate cross the road?






To get to the second hand shop!

 

[mickeyfinn79]

What do you call a midget Mexican prostitute?




Cuntswaylow!