Tell a shit joke

[foolsgold]

How many Zs in Diazepam?

About 8 hours' worth .....

lmao

 

[BecomingJulie]

Customer: I'd like some King-size cigarettes, please.
Tobacconist: Certainly, there you go.
Customer: Hey! This box is empty!
Tobacconist: Yeah, they'd be the King James the First*-size!

* Alright, King James VI of Scotland and I of England, happy now?

 

[LearntYoung]

Your life.

 

[Rachella666]

lmao

Great joke that!

 

[Rachella666]

Why did the two fannys go into the pub?


To get langers!

 

[Rachella666]

Did you hear about the sex perverted egg?

He went around with his yoke hanging out!

 

[Rachella666]

I'm trying to write a joke about ODing on cocaine but I need a line to end it.8)

Rofl weak laughing here

 

[spudgun]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

No! You're a poo!

 

[1394]

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.

 

[itsonlyme123]

Why are pirates called pirates

Because they argggh

 

[ddhats]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

 

[itsonlyme123]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Ye, thats getting added to my repotoaire

 

[Rachella666]

What did the man with no legs do?










Arse around!

 

[bogman]

My ultra religious neighbour told me she always prays for starving children in Africa. I told her it must be working as there's fcukin millions of them.

 

[foolsgold]

lol

 

[Don Luigi]

What's the tallest building in town?

NSFW:

The library, apparently it's got over over 1,000 stories.

 

[Ismene]

What do you call a black man who has lost 30 stone?

Lenny Henry.

 

[THECATINTHEHAT]

European and African Drug Discussion

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. What's the shortest possible abbreviation for "1000 metric tonnes of horse" ?

A. Gg.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Q. What do you call a man with only 2 carbon atoms in his body?

A. Ethan.