Tell A Shit Joke: Number 2

[consumer]

For FUBAR

Billy Connolly Joke

https://vimeo.com/209881258http://

 

[BecomingJulie]

Have you heard the German AC/DC tribute band, Keine Netztrafo?

(Domain of hilarity: collecters of old radios from the late 1950s onwards, with a smattering of German.)

Oh, and Consumer: that's Sir Billy Connolly to you.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

For FUBAR

Billy Connolly Joke

https://vimeo.com/209881258http://

Link didn't work on my phone mate, I'll have to check it out on laptop later.

Have you heard the German AC/DC tribute band, Keine Netztrafo?

(Domain of hilarity: collecters of old radios from the late 1950s onwards, with a smattering of German.)

Oh, and Consumer: that's Sir Billy Connolly to you.

Quite why Billy Connelly was awarded a knighthood is a mystery to me. Unless, of course, he's an establishment sex offender - which seems to be the only qualification one needs for the job. Other than that, he's just an incomprehensible Scottish cunt...

 

[JahSEEuS]

Evey walked into a bar.

 

[CFC]

^ Flol

 

[consumer]

Evey walked into a bar.

Jah we might clash but fuck i just laughed.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Apparently, this year's charity single is called 'Duvet know it's Christmas?'


It's a cover...

 

[2tincarmun]

Why was cinderella crap at football?
Her coach was a pumpkin

 

[LineFriend]

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?





full.

 

[Tubbs]

What did the leper say to the prostitute when asked about the tip?

You can keep it

 

[herbavore]

^LOL

What did the theater owner say when Nureyev leapt into the air in a gran jeté and crashed through the rotting floorboards upon landing? "Don't worry, he'll be fine, He's just going through a stage."

 

[BecomingJulie]

How do you end a prayer for your period to stop?

Amenorrhoea .....

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Apparently, Apple have released a new mobile specifically for the Geordie market.


It's called the Y I Phone...

 

[Tranced]

Apparently, Apple have released a new mobile specifically for the Geordie market.


It's called the Y I Phone...

Haha.

*Sends to friends*

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I watched an extreme coprophilia porno earlier.


Fucking shit...

 

[BehindtheShadow]

How do fish get high?

seaweed

 

[steewith2ees]

How do fish get high?

seaweed

hehe

 

[Kaden_Nite]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you.
I said don't mention it..

 

[Shambles]

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

Spoiler: ...

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

 

[Shambles]

How do fish get high?

seaweed

Ha! And in related news...

Why was the beach wet?

Because the seaweed.