Social Tell a Joke

[chippermonk]

Why did a chicken go to a seance? To get to the other side.

A new chicken crosses the road joke !

 

[Ki3ly]

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people.

 

[Ki3ly]

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity: We all suck.

 

[Ki3ly]

There are those who believe that there is an equality to humanity. ...
Because we all Suck.

 

[Ki3ly]

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You're drunk."

 

[Ki3ly]

Did you hear about the exhibitionist who was going to retire?
He changed his mind, and decided to stick it out longer.

( it's still humorous )

 

[Stephy]

Why is it so hard to find lawyers in Ireland? A: they can’t pass the bar!!

That's really stupid and in no way funny how do you think that that might be funny

 

[Robi]

That's really stupid and in no way funny how do you think that that might be funny

That's pretty funny

 

[Robi]

What do you call an Irish that bounces off the walls? Rick 'O Shea

 

[Ki3ly]

You know who beats up an Irish and a few minutes later realizes that it would have been better not to. The Irish don't joke.
Nope. They don't.
God smiles down upon rowdy drunken hooligans no matter their Ethnicity .

 

[Ki3ly]

How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb. Two, one to hold the bulb and one to drink enough to get the room spinning!

 

[Ki3ly]

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

 

[chippermonk]

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

That was xcellent, Keily!

 

[Ki3ly]

Y

lools

 

[Ki3ly]

That was xcellent, Keily!

K.

 

[streaM Freak]

A man walks into a bar.

He asks, "Why does it smell like an orgy in here?"
The guy behind the counter replies, "Orgy? What orgy? Oh, no sir, no orgies here!"

The man then approaches the pool table, and asks again, even more politely, "Excuse me fellas, why does it smell like an orgy in here?"
And the people at the pool table say, "Oh, that? That's just my cigarette butt"

Heyoo - BUSTED.

 

[Ki3ly]

Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted.

 

[Ki3ly]

Confucius say , man going thru airport turnstile going to bangkok .

 

[Ki3ly]

Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

 

[Ki3ly]

I was going tell you a veggie joke but it’s sort of corny.