Social Tell a Joke

[kiely]

I'D AGREE
WITH YOU BUT
THEN WE'D
BOTH BE
WRONG !!!

 

[3DQSAR]

Blah blah blah, rhythm of a joke.

 

[kiely]

Most girls have a little lesbian in them .... 100 %
~~~~~
Ashley : You know I'm straight !

Ashley's Bestie : So is spaghetti, until it gets wet !

 

[kiely]

This Numpty : Hey ... How much for a hand job ?

Hooker : $10. You want one !

Numpty : Nope ... I was just curious how much I save when I do it myself.

 

[kiely]

Pussy sort of is like a hotdog.

A lot of nasty shit has went into it but it gets eaten anyway.

 

[kiely]

A couple of Thai Girls asked a tourist if he wanted to sleep with them.
They said it'd be like winning the lottery.

To the horror of the tourist they were right.
They had six matching balls.

 

[3DQSAR]

A 'Knock, Knock'
B 'Who's there?'
A ;Doctor, doctor, I have a terrible problem with knock, knock jokes'
B 'Doctor, doctor, I have a terrible problem with knock, knock jokes who?'

 

[reverse cosmosis]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

 

[kiely]

HER : Hi, I'm Debbie.

HIM : Hi, I'm Dave but everyone calls me Dick.

HER : How do you get Dick from Dave ?

HIM : You ask nicely.

 

[jasperkent]

He: Do you smoke after sex?
She: I dunno. I never looked.

 

[chippermonk]

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and kisses

 

[chippermonk]

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: Hugs and quiches

 

[chippermonk]

Q: Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A: She didn't suit his taste

 

[jasperkent]

Cannibal, while eating a comedian: Thia tastes funny.

 

[shreddedlettuce]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

and rabbit says, "No."








So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

 

[Robi]

In my spare time I help blind children,the verb not the adjective.

 

[kiely]

My morning coffee makes me feel like I've got my sh!t together.

I don't. But it makes me feel like I do.

 

[kiely]

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED

PACK ANOTHER BOWL OF WEED

 

[kiely]

So, my weed and raisin

cake is gluten free !

It's also raisin free.

And cake free.


Okay, it's weed.

 

[kiely]

Makes sense.
Wanted :

A tall well built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.