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[kiely]

What was the absolute smartest thing ever to come out of someone's mouth ?


Einstein's Cock.

 

[JackARoe]

What was the absolute smartest thing ever to come out of someone's mouth ?


Einstein's Cock.

Never heard that. It is a great joke. Heeheehee Someday we may know who had that pleasure. I mean he was human.

 

[Deleted member 558992]

The prostitute was desperate and asked the preacher what she could possibly do to avoid going to hell. His answer?
Open your ass and holes to Jesus.

 

[Deleted member 558992]

What did the woman say to her friend about her erratically behaving mathematician friend?
"It's okay. He's just pi-eyed."

 

[Deleted member 558992]

How do you make a million dollars from bluelight users at the movie theater?
JackARoe.

 

[JackARoe]

How do you make a million dollars from bluelight users at the movie theater?
JackARoe.

I'll bite, (and waiting in anticipation lol) "giv her a quaalude she gonna love me again"

 

[Deleted member 558992]

Why was the English major shivering?
He had to onomatopeeia.

 

[kiely]

That guy that overdosed on Viagra

... had the hardest day of his life !!!

 

[kiely]

WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF INDEFINITELY :

WHEN YOUR BALLS ARE SLAPPING AGAINST
THE CHEEKS OF AN ARSE, YOU CAN SAY YOUR IN. DEFINITELY ...

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Scene: beauty saloon/ tanning studio.

One Blond says
"i heard people eat more Banana s then Monkey s. "

The cashier Blond answers
"Sound s pretty spot on, never saw anyone eat a Monkey".

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Do humans eat more bananas than monkeys? Yes.Most grocery stores don't even sell monkeys.

Yeah i was out beaten. its was already posted. Are you dutch ?
Or is this a WW joke, i was blond till it got dark and ended grey.

But its a variation, not a copy at least of the words.

 

[jasperkent]

What's the hardest thing about walking thru a room full of dead babies?




my dick

 

[kiely]

An 88 year old husband says to his wife :
--- When I die I'm going to leave you everything.

The 87 year old wife says :
--- You already do, you lazy bastard !

 

[kiely]

A guy goes to get his appointment for an examination and was terrified of the Doctor. .

He was scared and kept thinking if the Doctor is going to only put
one finger up my arse, why is he taking his watch off ....

 

[kiely]

I may not post jokes often.
But when I do.
they're fucking funny !!!

 

[kiely]

It's time to rename the Virgin Islands.
Because they are always getting fucked !

 

[kiely]

What do the bermuda triangle and your mum have in common ?

They both swallow a lot of sea men.




---- Some wild imagination men get ...

 

[kiely]

I'M NO GYNECOLOGIST
BUT I KNOW A CUNT WHEN I SEE ONE

 

[Deleted member 558992]

What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common?
If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it goes away.

 

[kiely]

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar.

The bartender tells them not to start anything.