Social Tell a Joke

[hylite]

the word SWIMS upside down is SWIMS

 

[Robi]

I stabbed a vampire, beat a zombie,killed the devil himself...then my wife rushed to the yard and said YOURE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDY ROBI !!!!!!!

 

[hylite]

A Friend :I'm disappointed because I haven't done anything on my Bucket list.

Other Friend : Change the B to an F and you'll feel much better about it.

 

[December Flower]

That depends. What is the temperature? (degrees Kelvin)

na the temperature is irrelevant, it's really just the value of the coupons, to which i haven't received the answer

 

[andyturbo]

Whats the best thing about a Vegetable?

The Wheelchair.

 

[hylite]

I used to think I was
indecisive . . . . .
Now I'm not so sure.

 

[S.J.B.]

the word SWIMS upside down is SWIMS

We don't SWIM here Hylite!

 

[S.J.B.]

I used to watch movies but I'm bored of directors.

 

[hylite]

Take A Joke.

No, take a number.

 

[darvocet21]

Say it three times fast:

"One smart boy, he felt smart.
Two smart boys, they both felt smart.
Three smart boys they all felt smart."

 

[Jabberwocky]

My fitness trainer asked me what type of squats I was doing today.

I said "diddly".

 

[darvocet21]

 

[Jabberwocky]

Don't you love her as she's walking out the door?

Like she did one thousand times before.

Robbie Kreiger

 

[Jabberwocky]

the word SWIMS upside down is SWIMS

Think or Thwim

 

[darvocet21]

 

[Jabberwocky]

Cowbooooooooooooy Butt sex

 

[Robi]

Two sperm cells were swimming along,one asks the other how long it takes to get to the fallopian tube.
I can't finish joke my esophagus is clogging ,pardon

 

[hylite]

That awkward moment
when your kid's school
recommends
special ed, and
you've been
doing their homework.

 

[hylite]

 

[darvocet21]

You want to Bob your butt up and down a few feet from my face because you think it makes you more attractive? Has everybody gone completely crazy!