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What does the Starship Enterprise and
toilet paper have in common ?

They both orbit around Uranus,
searching for cling-ons !
 
Why is Peter Pan always flying ?

Because he can NEVERLAND.

( I love this joke, it never gets old )
 
The other day at a thrift store I bought
an old record album called "Sounds Wasps Make".

When I got home and played it, I said to myself This
doesn't sound anything like wasp sounds

Then I realized I, was playing the Bee side.
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
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:pengblunt:- Terrible!
 
Three golf clubs walk into a bar.

The putter ordered a beer, the pitching wedge ordered a gin and tonic.

The bartender asked the third one if he wanted anything.

He replied, No thanks, I'm the driver.
 
Dunce Jokes !!!!


At a wedding someone sees their Ex . . X : see that drunk guy . . he proposed to me ten years ago !
Me: wow, he's still celebrating.



I told my suitcases . . .No vacation this year.
Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.


Howdiehad Doodie had a sister ??
Heide Doodie.



If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.


Alphabet Soup for Supper Last Night . . .
Vowel Movement This Morning !


Forty seven years ago we got
married in a Garage. I couldn't
back out. My how time flies
when yer depressed
 
A Goodie Dunce Joke


THERE ARE 3 MOLES IN A
TUNNEL THE FIRST ONE
SAYS "I SMELL SUGAR".
THE SECOND ONE SAYS
"I SMELL CINNAMON".
THE THIRD ONE SAYS
"I SMELL MOLASSES"
 
Even more Dunce Jokes:

Did you know
ants never get sick ?
It's because
they have little
Anty Bodies.


Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road ?? Because it got stuck in a crack !!


Cheese ? Would faumunda Cheese be crossing the line ?


IF ANY OF YOU
KNOW HOW TO FIX
BROKEN HINGES
MY DOOR IS
ALWAYS OPEN


THE BLACK EYED PEAS
CAN SING US A TUNE
BUT CHICK PEAS
CAN ONLY HUMMUS ONE


Why did the cowboy get a weiner dog ?
He wanted to get a long little doggie !


What do you call a dog with no legs ?
Ground beef.

The movie theaters are now
checking people's bags for food.
But we have a few Twix
up our sleeve.
sleeve
 
so i sleep with my cat..

she kneads me and i kneed her.

[no cats were harmed in the making of this joke]
 
A DUCK, A SKUNK & A DEER WENT OUT TO DINNER
AT A RESTAURANT ONE NIGHT. WHEN
IT CAME TIME TO PAY, THE SKUNK DIDN'T HAVE A
SCENT, THE DEER DIDN'T HAVE A BUCK,
SO THEY PUT THE MEAL ON THE DUCKS BILL.
 
Here me out ---- a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. That will be parked
next to a Chick-Fil-A that will only be open on Sundays. And will be called Side Chick. :green banana:
 
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU'RE DEAD. THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING
HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE STUPID.
 
Those who put the new calendar in the freezer,

are the ones to start the new year in a cool way !
 
Some of you should walk a mile in
my shoes because then you
would be a mile away from me
and that would be fantastic.
Keep the shoes. I needed a new pair
anyway. ;)
 
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