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[jasperkent]

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!

 

[darvocet21]

DYSLEXICS UNTIE!

I gon't det it

 

[jasperkent]

I gon't det it

Bink on it a thit.

 

[darvocet21]

oh. Ahahah!

 

[darvocet21]

Choo!!

 

[jasperkent]

Confucius say:

Skydiver with faulty parachute jump to conclusion.

Lady who fly plane upside down have crack up.

 

[darvocet21]

Confucius say:

Skydiver with faulty parachute jump to conclusion.

Lady who fly plane upside down have crack up.

A blue light first. First time the word crack has been used in a non drug context

 

[darvocet21]

Non sex too

 

[hylite]

An Irishman walked out of a bar. No really ! It can happen.

 

[darvocet21]

An Irishman walked out of a bar. No really ! It can happen.

Whaaaaaaat???

 

[jasperkent]

Melon Humor

Honeydew you love me?
Yes, but we cantaloupe.

 

[Sweet Jane78]

What did the crack user get told when they tried to pass a pipe at a Phish show?

The only crack allowed here is hippy crack!

 

[Sweet Jane78]

Tell a joke! All jokes welcome.. "word" puns preferred.. (Keep it tasteful, this thread follows the rules of the site / words forum)

I'll start with a terrible one ... that may have you thinking for a second







Three guys walk into a bar
Two got a concussion
One just bumped his arm.

How do we know that beer makes people smarter? Because they made my Bud Wiser.

 

[FixXxer]

How do we know that beer makes people smarter? Because they made my Bud Wiser.

Heineken not agree more.
Nothing like a beer with a multi- Coors meal

 

[hylite]

NEXT TIME YOU CALL IN SICK TO WORK TELL THEM YOU HAVE ANAL BLINDNESS.
IF THEY ASK YOU WHAT THAT IS, TELL THEM I DON'T SEE MY ASS COMING INTO WORK TODAY !! ☺

 

[FixXxer]

One day I overheard my co-workers talking about racism.
I walked up and whispered... "I'm pretty fast"

 

[jasperkent]

Sexism is not as fun as it sounds.

 

[ions]

Meanwhile in Canada.

Hey hon, I think we’re out of molson.
That’s ok we have labbats in the garage.

 

[Sweet Jane78]

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too.

 

[Sweet Jane78]

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap.