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[ions]

Mushrooms are the root of a. Bad tree

 

[hylite]

Irony is getting pregnant on a pull out couch.

 

[PtahTek]

win 8 thru 10
lol
get it?
hahaha

 

[jasperkent]

So there's this little person (the guy is like 4 1/2 ft tall) who is a spiritualist/clairvoyant by trade. I forget the crime he was suspected of, but he knew the cops were coming for him and he made a run for it.




Headlines the next day:










SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE

 

[FixXxer]

It means "I'm a jelly donut"

I edited it, in case you missed the joke ... but this one was actually real.

 

[affirmative.pro-action]

How do I keep a turkey in suspense?











I'll tell you later.

 

[Robi]

Q. What if life gives you melons? A. You are dyslexic

 

[Robi]

How do I keep a turkey in suspense?











I'll tell you later.

 

[December Flower]

"Herr pool attendant, Herr pool attendant, there's a shark eating a kid"
"Yeah, they do that"

"The kid cried so much, that I asked her where her parents are"
- Hans (56), trifling with new arrivals in orphanages

Dad: "Son, I gave all your toys to the orphanage"
Son: "But why?"
Dad: "So you don't get bored"

"Where's mommy?"
"in the garden"
"I was in the garden, she wasn't there"
"you gotta dig a little"

Asked my girl friend for her ring size, she was out of it with joy, all this sex, it's crazy.
I hope she will like the bowling ball for Christmas, but I didn't know what else to get her

Honey, why did you make the children's bed so high?
So we can hear better when our little angel falls out

bit traditional humor

 

[Jabberwocky]

How do you kill a blonde girl?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

 

[darvocet21]

"Herr pool attendant, Herr pool attendant, there's a shark eating a kid"
"Yeah, they do that"

"The kid cried so much, that I asked her where her parents are"
- Hans (56), trifling with new arrivals in orphanages

Dad: "Son, I gave all your toys to the orphanage"
Son: "But why?"
Dad: "So you don't get bored"

"Where's mommy?"
"in the garden"
"I was in the garden, she wasn't there"
"you gotta dig a little"

Asked my girl friend for her ring size, she was out of it with joy, all this sex, it's crazy.
I hope she will like the bowling ball for Christmas, but I didn't know what else to get her

Honey, why did you make the children's bed so high?
So we can hear better when our little angel falls out

bit traditional humor

You sound like a mom. I love moms

 

[Jabberwocky]

You sound like a mom. I love moms

I love my mom too

moms are cool

 

[darvocet21]

I love my mom too

moms are cool

They say youth is wasted on the young. I don't know about that anymore but I do know that growing older has the distinct advantage that you get to date moms

 

[darvocet21]

How do you kill a blonde girl?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

 

[December Flower]

You sound like a mom. I love moms

wanna give mommy's nippy a nice juicy suck?

just gotta be careful about the hair around it

 

[darvocet21]

wanna give mommy's nippy a nice juicy suck?

just gotta be careful about the hair around it

A little hair on a woman is incredibly erotic

 

[December Flower]

Choose a Death Metal song for a nick,
have ppl think ur a chick all the time

maybe i need testicles as an avatar or sth

 

[Jabberwocky]

A little hair on a woman is incredibly erotic

one of my biggest turn ons is when a woman takes her bra off, and I can smell her boob sweat

mmmmmmmmmm

boob sweat smell.... pure freebase pheromones

turns me on

(I've lived in hot environments where people sweat a lot)

 

[darvocet21]

one of my biggest turn ons is when a woman takes her bra off, and I can smell her boob sweat

mmmmmmmmmm

boob sweat smell.... pure freebase pheromones

turns me on

(I've lived in hot environments where people sweat a lot)

RAWWWR!!!

 

[darvocet21]

Choose a Death Metal song for a nick,
have ppl think ur a chick all the time

maybe i need testicles as an avatar or sth

You're a dude? Oh that sucks balls!!