hmmmm... keep posts on topic hey??
well, last weekend i was going for a walk around the park near my house, and i got to thinking, wouldnt it be nice if i could fly. so i went home, and started building a set of wings for myself. i didnt have quite enough feathers (you'd be surprised how little feathers are in a pillow) so i went down to the seaside, armed with some bread and some bicarb soda. i placed the soda on the bread and started feeding it to seagulls. i had heard that feeding bicarb soda to seagulls will make their stomaches expand till they burst. once the seagulls started exploding, i walked around picking up the feathers, placing them in large black plastic bags. little did i know that bicarb soda also makes dogs blow up, and i wasnt watching when a labrador ran over and started eating my stash of soda. well, at least i have a tail for my outfit now. i went back home, and started glueing my feathers onto my wings, but ran out of superglue. i didnt have any money (i spent it on bicarb soda and bread) so i had to go inside and get a heap of flour to mix with water. the glue mix i was making looked really tasty, so i started eating some (afterall, i used to eat clag clue in primary school). unfortunately, i made really good glue, which stuck the inside of my mouth together. to try and soothe this, i boiled the kettle and tried pouring boiling water into my mouth. all i managed to do was scald my lips really badly, so i had to get to the doctors. i tried calling an ambulance, but because my mouth was glued together, all i could do was mumble. the lady on the other end of the line yelled at me for wasting emergency services time and hung up on me. i sat down and cried. thankfully, the salt in tears makes flour glue break down. i was free to talk again. i ran around the house screaming my lungs out. i called my friend to tell him, and during conversation, he asked me if i wanted to go to
two tribes at the sydney superdome. i said yes.
and thats how i decided to go to this party.
see you all there.
