Stupidest things i have done drunk,

[PlurredChemistry]

Originally posted by MultistateOffender:
took a shower with my friend's mom...

hahaha...was she hot? did she let you? i want details!!!
Pettie - don't listen to these people. EMTs are over worked, underpaid and especially underappreciated. As long as you didn't endanger the patient, you're fine. bastard asses who're near alcohol poisioning and attacking you deserve barely deserve your time, much less your pity.
keep up the good work

 

[andy slutton]

One of my friends was walking around downtown, just doing some drinking when he realized it was really late and was too far from home to walk back. So he climbed a fence and onto a roof where he decided it would be a good place to finish his bottle and pass out. Unfortunately for him, the roof he chose to climb onto was that of a police station. At least he found a place to sleep for the night.

 

[Thurgood]

A lot of drunk stories are quite entertaining, as long as they don't involve driving i think it's all good, but last night my 17 year old brother came home after drinking a fifth of bacardi in an hour...well i found him in his bed covered in puke cuz he threw up in a friends car, haha...so i helped clean him up and shit, it was amusing for a while, but then he got unresponsive for a bit, so i was a little worried...but i kept a good eye on him and it all worked out!

 

[john belushi]

Stupidest thing you've done drunk was starting this post!
P.S. I'm drunk right now!
P.M.S. Fuck you!

 

[Tiny_Object]

john belushi - Whats up with you?

 

[john belushi]

dude many a trip to take my place, many a face to cause disgrace, why no name you swollen thief, i caused the grief relief is peace, i seldom see my con these daze why not fall with purple haze. the reason is clear my friend george bush will win in the end, war has tore the hore from your soul has been the graceful end, i'll send this message to you, why not fight the feud,you sued me on judge joe brown i sigh then i frown. drugs aren't the answer my friend take a trip to the end, drunk has sunk the magnitude you are the only dude, why not let it sink i have take a drink, THinK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vincente]

^^^^^^911

 

[phactor]

Ohh well I'm not a huge drinker but I do have many stupid drunk moments. One of my first times drinking I threw up all over the place (which my friends mom thought was poop), ran around in my boxers and started slamming/playing on congas at around 3:00 AM in the morning. I took a long break after that.
Now that I am older I can control my self easier, but alcohol still remains the drug that I can't handle. I can't count the number of times I've said stupid things to people or talked shit to people twice my size (I'm not the biggest guy in the world, I'm known as that skinnyass hippy kid)

 

[Aftermath]

props to everyone who drinks alone! only losers drink with freinds@

 

[Eckythump]

Was driving to a mates for a BBQ, went sideways in a full car around a tight corner narrowly missing another car i hit the gutter, after about 5km more we decided the car could no longer be driven (cos the wheel was bent badly) left it outside this dudes house. I grabbed my spray cans and the 5 of us bailed to the closest one of our houses to eat. Put up about 30 tags on the way there (later finding out i tagged a cops fence), got on to the main road and put up 6 big throwies and a few more tags before 3 cop cars pulled up and arrested me and i had bail conditions not allowing me to be drunk in a public place.
Having not slept in 3 days i managed to get about 2hrs sleep in the cell and the let me out at 4am unfortuantly i had no money and had to walk 4.5hrs home and try to convince my mum who had kicked me out 1 week earlier to let me back in.

 

[NotTonight]

Alright, so I work at a dental office. One time, we went to my boss's (the dentist) house after work. His wife kept pouring me glasses of wine, and after a while I was totally trashed. The Dr. has a nine year old son, and he wanted to show me his tree house. So my boss is watching me trying to climb up into this tree house, and I totally fell and busted my ass from like eight feet off the ground. It was pretty funny, I was kind of embarassed, ya know, drunk at my boss's house and all.

 

[h3nryrollin]

Originally posted by NotTonight:
Alright, so I work at a dental office. One time, we went to my boss's (the dentist) house after work. His wife kept pouring me glasses of wine, and after a while I was totally trashed. The Dr. has a nine year old son, and he wanted to show me his tree house. So my boss is watching me trying to climb up into this tree house, and I totally fell and busted my ass from like eight feet off the ground. It was pretty funny, I was kind of embarassed, ya know, drunk at my boss's house and all. BWAAAHAHAHA!
um, i was in vegas alone with almost 2 bottles of wine in me, and i though "hey mabey i should go find a dealer" i then proceded to walk around lost on the strip till about dawn.