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Stupidest things i have done drunk,

Tiny_Object

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1. Punched out the ambulance officer who was trying to help me into the ambulance. They had to call another ambulance to tend to him and then the four of them tied me to the bed and took me to hospital... i nearly died that night.
2. Drove 75 kms at about 160km/h and i was so drunk that i can't remember anything of the trip, i only know that this even occured because i woke up 75kms from my house.
3. Started dirty dancing and making out with someone on the dance floor infront of my girlfriend who was watching from the table where all my friends were sitting.
I am not starting this topic because i am pleased about what i have done I am starting it because i don't want to feel quite as stupid as i do. I am interested in what others have done, what mistakes others have made...
 
Stole grandmas car, picked up a friend, crashed car into telephone pole. Got arrrested.
I hit my mother. witch I regret deeply
many times I kicked the shit out of my car or my boyfriends.
ran from police with a bucnh of other people in car, cuze we were drunk and had alcohol,got arrested again....
I woke up in jail quite a few times as a teen
I was drinving around drinking from house to house w/ friends. When I fianlly got home I was so drunk I could not even get out of my car, I fell flat on my face! and rolled around my front yard laughing for like a 1/2 cuze I couldnt get up & I couldnt belive I just drove home!
[ 06 December 2002: Message edited by: PREMIUMUNLEADED ]
 
PREMIUMUNLEADED:
Thanks for sharing, but i didn't think that people would put the "worse" things they had done. I know i picked the stupidest things only.
 
If I was REALLY drunk, or just an idiot, I would put this thread in Other Drugs instead of The Lounge, where it belongs.
 
No problem, thats what I'm here for :)
Thanks for showing your ignorance and not reading the guidelines before you post.
 
2. Drove 75 kms at about 160km/h and i was so drunk that i can't remember anything of the trip, i only know that this even occured because i woke up 75kms from my house.
you're a winner
 
Thats ok Alert.. I am known for that (and by the way i am drunk)
[ 06 December 2002: Message edited by: Tiny_Object ]
 
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2. Drove 75 kms at about 160km/h and i was so drunk that i can't remember anything of the trip, i only know that this even occured because i woke up 75kms from my house.
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Nothin to be proud of, but I drove more than 150 km, over 200 km/h. The they after I was sure that my friend drove till I met him and he told me "you drove pretty fast yesterday..." The legendary "DRUNKMEN LUCK"
During a travel, got out of the coach, got into a house (in Italy) and wanted to urinate on the kitchen table while people were eating... A friend caught me just in time. Think those people will never forget the men who came to make water in their plates on sunday lunch...
 
Originally posted by o0psy Daisy:
the night where i puked all over the streets (near a cop for that matter), pissed in the elevator, ran around pantsless then completely nude, and puked on my neighbor's bed seems to be the reason that I don't drink much anymore.
You're right. Now when I think about it years after I lol but wouldn't do it again. Definitly prefer my new way to fun.
 
all my stupid drunk stories occured in highschool:
took a shower with my friend's mom...
woke up after drinking 3 days straight in a dress at someone's house that i did not know...
tryed to break INTO jail in order to let my friend out...
i try not to drink that much anymore... pollutes the mind...
 
All of these are WONDERFUL... reasons as to why alcohol should be illegalized and psychedelics legalized !
 
Originally posted by Tiny_Object:
1. Punched out the ambulance officer who was trying to help me into the ambulance. They had to call another ambulance to tend to him and then the four of them tied me to the bed and took me to hospital... i nearly died that night.

im an EMT and if you would of punched me i woulda decked you 100x harder...i hate drunk people. usually when they are combative we give them inj of valium to knock them down. One time after some guy tried to fight us we tied him down gave him valium and the when passed out proceeded to draw on him with lipstick allover his face. when we got to hosp we told them we found him like this with his BF..lol needless to say the next morn he probably was like wtf! LoL
 
Originally posted by Peetie:

im an EMT and if you would of punched me i woulda decked you 100x harder...i hate drunk people. usually when they are combative we give them inj of valium to knock them down. LoL

Wouldn't that be contraindicated and just irresponsible? Esp. if you didn't know how much the person had drank.
 
yeah, giving a person under the influence of alcohol a injection of valium doesn't sound like the best idea...
 
If a person is under medical supervision diazepam can be administered. Especially if the person is combative. It actually helps ease some hangover/withdrawal symptoms. There are just too many drunk idiots in ER’s to not use some type sedative to prevent them from injuring themselves or others.
Most of the people I have know that are “bad drunks” end up hooked or fucked. Be careful.
 
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