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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

speed wanks

Hahahaha YES mate! Classic =D you given it a name by any chance?

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I very nearly bought one of those things. But only cos it was going ferra tenner... and was a flourescent green "alien" model. Not that I object to the standard ones... but they cost a fukkin fortune for what is essentially the modern day equivalent of a jar of warm liver. Or so I hear - fella I knew at college genuinely did recommend that as "the best wank ever".
 
I very nearly bought one of those things. But only cos it was going ferra tenner... and was a flourescent green "alien" model. Not that I object to the standard ones... but they cost a fukkin fortune for what is essentially the modern day equivalent of a jar of warm liver. Or so I hear - fella I knew at college genuinely did recommend that as "the best wank ever".

At least a fleshlight won't start rotting and stinking and having maggots growing in it.

Well, perhaps some fleshlights would! Please wash your fleshlights, fleshlight users.

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Good old memories. Switching channels on tv at a daytime hoping to at least find something. Lol
 
...most degenerate forum thread I have ever read in my life.

But for a tenner, you just can't go wrong...

Especially if your weak wrists need building up, like mine....
 
The 3% were probably too busy masturbating to answer the survey.... and a good proportion of the 97% were probably getting a kick out of wanking while responding.
 
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