speed wanks

[Part Time Junkie]

Hahahaha YES mate! Classic you given it a name by any chance?

 

[Ceres]

that is not mine, I don't have one of those.

 

[Part Time Junkie]

haha well alrighty then :D

 

[Shambles]

I very nearly bought one of those things. But only cos it was going ferra tenner... and was a flourescent green "alien" model. Not that I object to the standard ones... but they cost a fukkin fortune for what is essentially the modern day equivalent of a jar of warm liver. Or so I hear - fella I knew at college genuinely did recommend that as "the best wank ever".

 

[knock]

I very nearly bought one of those things. But only cos it was going ferra tenner... and was a flourescent green "alien" model. Not that I object to the standard ones... but they cost a fukkin fortune for what is essentially the modern day equivalent of a jar of warm liver. Or so I hear - fella I knew at college genuinely did recommend that as "the best wank ever".

At least a fleshlight won't start rotting and stinking and having maggots growing in it.

Well, perhaps some fleshlights would! Please wash your fleshlights, fleshlight users.

 

[Urbain]

I've always wanted a Fleshlight.

 

[Shambles]

At least a fleshlight won't start rotting and stinking and having maggots growing in it.

I'm assuming (and indeed hoping) he meant for one-off use. At most.

 

[20max10]

You can't eat your fleshlight after you're done with it though

 

[Shambles]

Indeed. Pays yer money...

 

[sundaygirl]

chunder cranks.

 

[Shambles]

Only if you've consumed vasty quantities of speed before indulging.

 

[eLW]

Good old memories. Switching channels on tv at a daytime hoping to at least find something. Lol

 

[One Thousand Words]

Why do fleshlights have a clitoris? Do they require a proper wine and dine before they out out or something?

 

[Shambles]

Ceres' one does. If not those eyes'll just drill guilt and shame into yer pubis when you're banging away

 

[One Thousand Words]

At least when they roll back you know you are doing it right.

 

[Shambles]

I've yet to experience one of these Fleshlight thingies. If I can't make a fanny-inna-tube purr then I may as well chop it off

(actually that makes no sense at all does it? meh.)

 

[Raasyvibe]

...most degenerate forum thread I have ever read in my life.

But for a tenner, you just can't go wrong...

Especially if your weak wrists need building up, like mine....

 

[Ceres]

Ceres' one does. If not those eyes'll just drill guilt and shame into yer pubis when you're banging away

It's not mine! I never masturabte.

 

[Shambles]

...most degenerate forum thread I have ever read in my life.

Que? It's a thread about masturbation. How is that "degenerate"?

I never masturabte.

97% of men admit to masturbating, 3% of men are liars

 

[jancrow]

The 3% were probably too busy masturbating to answer the survey.... and a good proportion of the 97% were probably getting a kick out of wanking while responding.