Scales are ancient but dead on. Got some new ones but only use it for "clean" stuff.
Please, please, please....
Save yourself from whatever super freak kind of new revolutionary kind of bacteria is currently evolving on your scale...
I can already see it growing on there... I can see what is coming...
The bacteria on that scale is currently waiting, and growing. Waiting... And growing...
Waiting until it eventually reaches its peak form of resistance to any and every anti-bacterial substance currently in existence on earth.
Having grown this thick new skin, the small but confident colony will begin it's march forth. They've grown the ability to sense the nearest human brain, and will not fail the journey to get there.
This small colony will quietly move in to it's new human brain home and begin the next phase: expansion. As you go about your day to day life, they will be taking hold, neuron by neuron, until...
One day, you will no longer be you. There is no longer a "you" to even be aware that you once were, at all. Having conquered every last neuron in your skull, this colony of bacteria has become the new, conscious owner of your human body.
The bacteria, now conscious, intelligent, and with a new bipedal body at it's whim, has one and only one specific thing it needs, and it will spare absolutely no expense in obtaining it: Human Brain.....
I really do not want to be cannibalized by a bacterial parasite controlled human monster so please clean that scale
