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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

Please bitch, you nowse I blow raspberries better! I'm an expert raspberry blower. One might even call me a ninja blowy!
 
Tangerine Dream said:
My gran being supportive and writing off a loan she gave me, as I'm on a course to become a residential electrician <3

Also she seems to have found a new boyfriend. Which is nice I guess :)
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Your gran sounds lovely and supportive. Well done you on your course! Also, Nice one gran!


Shambles said:
^ You can come practice electricianing in my kitchen if you like, Tangy - appliances dropping like flies so they are :!



Oh no you di'n't! :D8o=D8(<3
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You're gonna need tangy if you keep putting cheese in your toaster! I love you Shammy <3
 
Tangerine Dream said:
What appliances? Could just need fuse replaced in the plug? (note: the extent of my knowledge is limited!)
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In order of failing: cooker, toaster, kettle, microwave. Cooker and toaster have been replaced, kettle and microwave may take some considerable time. To be fair, they were all ancient but is quite annoying that they've taken turns in dying on me :!

Congrats on the apprenticeship <3

Sadie said:
You're gonna need tangy if you keep putting cheese in your toaster! I love you Shammy <3
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Putting cheese in the toaster? Pfft. What kinda idiot would do a thing like that? You'll be saying I didn't realise cocks had breasts next, my love ;)

*kisses nowse*

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You're not so bad yourself, m'dear ;)

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It pleases me that I have such a mushy smooshy boi who tells me bed time stories. <3

Your well 'ard girl is still a girly girl.
 
Thats some bad luck Shammy :( Cheers too, its not an apprenticeship though, I wish it was!

I put veggie burgers in the toaster in shared uni house and the fat/water dripped and dripped. This was when I was going through a particularly lazy phase. I don't think i ever broke it, haha.
 
Haha. That was a hilarious film. :D

But seriously now. This interloper/inheritance stealer better be kosher.

It reminds me of when my mum told us she'd been corresponding with a so-called "knitting machine expert" called Norman. Me and my brother were all like ... oooohhh... have you got a new boyfriend now??? ;)


EDIT: NOTE TO SELF: CHECK UP ON NORMAN SITUATION
 
Hah she was fooling you. She couldn't possibly be corresponding with Norman no-mates. Everybody knows he ain't filling her gee er anyhinglik.
 
Aye it's like saying, '' Norman, 'No Mates', McGilpin', does not have carnal knowledge of your mother.''

I hear your mammy makes a lovely fadge with breakfast.
 
I was trying to delicately avoid that whole mental image. Thanks ;)

He seems like a nice guy, he's hard of hearing and doesn't like wearing his hearing aides so that was the only annoying thing I found (only met him once.)

The previous one she found got dementia and is in a home now. And the laughter stops 8(

Still, fair play. Good on her I say. My granddad has been dead for 20 years I think... So it took her like 15 years to decide to try again.
 
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