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SNOO V8 - In the bathroom smashing glasses

I both choked and snorted laughing so hard reading the previous comments.

This is why I love you guys!

My tummy now hurts from laughing so hard.

^^ my snoo for today! ^^ Also, am now intrigued by tangy's granny's vag. The people gotta know!
 
I was l also laughing out loud :D. I only woke up to sample the post and go back to sleep for dream time, and also got a morning smile %)

Now to go back to sleep, and wake up grumpy.

Enjoy your day everyone. I can only hear cows and birds :)
 
Hehe... I wonder how my gran would feel if she knew her vag had brought happiness to more than just the people she's slept with in her long life ;)

That's something I will never ever bring up, irrespective of the fact this was posted on a drugs forum on the internet, both of which things (drugs forum, internet) would probably scare her on their own, let alone the topic of actual conversation! Yeah I think I'll shove this deep down inside and bottle it away so deep even being on a literal benzo soup on Christmas day, drinking booze from the moment I wake up, wouldn't uncover it!
 
Front door open letting in the sunshine, let's in a swallow instead. Needless to say she couldn't find her way out again but let me pick her up, so soft and velvet-like, and release her back into the open air. Beautiful.
 
That's pretty great, I'm just being divebombed by seagulls. Did not realise how big they are.

Last day of work before five days off tho, and this place is a sun trap so I'm pretty much just sat outside chilling and tanning a bit. Good stuff <3
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Front door open letting in the sunshine, let's in a swallow instead. Needless to say she couldn't find her way out again but let me pick her up, so soft and velvet-like, and release her back into the open air. Beautiful.
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Aww. :)

I take it you don't have cats?

Today kate let both of our cats out the back door. After about 10 minutes there was an unholy racket outside, which looked like a massive three-way war between the crows, jackdaws, and magpies. They were all going fucking mental.

On further investigation, it turned out that the cause of this furore was our big dumpling of a cat Joe, marooned up on a nearby garage roof adjacent to some trees - presumably chased up there by our neighbour's alpha male cat. He was being buzzed by crows, who presumably thought he was a bit too close to their nests for comfort.

Daddy had to go and rescue Joe from the garage roof, and Bird War 3 immediately ceased.

Absolutely pathetic behaviour from a cat. Bring back Meowlitary Service. ;)
 
felix said:
Aww. :)

I take it you don't have cats?

Today kate let both of our cats out the back door. After about 10 minutes there was an unholy racket outside, which looked like a massive three-way war between the crows, jackdaws, and magpies. They were all going fucking mental.

On further investigation, it turned out that the cause of this furore was our big dumpling of a cat Joe, marooned up on a nearby garage roof adjacent to some trees - presumably chased up there by our neighbour's alpha male cat. He was being buzzed by crows, who presumably thought he was a bit too close to their nests for comfort.

Daddy had to go and rescue Joe from the garage roof, and Bird War 3 immediately ceased.

Absolutely pathetic behaviour from a cat. Bring back Meowlitary Service. ;)
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Poor baby Joe. Give him a wee tipple for the shock. Or better yet send him here to me I'll nurse it :3
 
StoneHappyMonday said:
Front door open letting in the sunshine, let's in a swallow instead. Needless to say she couldn't find her way out again but let me pick her up, so soft and velvet-like, and release her back into the open air. Beautiful.
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That's a lovely snoo you <3 Many a time I have rescued birds that have been brought home by the cats for me as lil pressies...they are gorgeous wee pulses of life, such amazing creatures that kinda know they're going to have to trust you to get out of this pickle!

snolly said:
That's pretty great, I'm just being divebombed by seagulls. Did not realise how big they are.

Last day of work before five days off tho, and this place is a sun trap so I'm pretty much just sat outside chilling and tanning a bit. Good stuff <3
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I want pics and when are you going to get into gardening, flowers n' the like x =D

gardenlane said:
Poor baby Joe. Give him a wee tipple for the shock. Or better yet send him here to me I'll nurse it :3
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Joe's turned into a big ole cushy puss these days, used to be quite the bird catcher...thankfully he's retired got into meditation and realised eating too many baby blue tits was fattening 8)
 
Have I seen a picture of fatty Joe? I'll be seeing Don soon and bullying him about posting things.
 
I WILL! I just really love animals <3 someone set me up a community full of animals and hidden humans who provide food
 
koneko said:
That's a lovely snoo you <3 Many a time I have rescued birds that have been brought home by the cats for me as lil pressies...they are gorgeous wee pulses of life, such amazing creatures that kinda know they're going to have to trust you to get out of this pickle!



I want pics and when are you going to get into gardening, flowers n' the like x =D
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I'm on a big expanse of concrete in the middle of nowhere or I would :D Which sorta makes me wonder what the seagulls are doing here, actually. Was contemplating gardening today as it happens, we've only got a small yard but I want to replace the planters we took out and get it all looking lovely for summer. Was even discussing hanging baskets the other day. Hanging baskets!

I think the whole bird-present thing is the one thing I couldn't deal with as far as cats go, always makes me so damn sad the poor things :( I cried at a pigeon flying into a building last month tho so am a bit emotionally weird with animals
 
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