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Snoo! Part Two!!

Feeding the ducks at the bottom of the garden. Friendly wee buggers when they're hungry <3 Nearly fell in a couple times but it was quite fun.
 
Well I used a bot for half of it, then got bored and did it myself. Once I'd got my bonus from 25 quid to 50 quid I started varying bets between 1 quid and 5 quid depending on intuition.
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Where do I find the bot and are they legal?

You're supposed to ask permission from your teamleader to get yourself a cup of tea/coffee, as your only supposed to get it on your break but because I always always getting signups when I was a caller I'd just go whenever I want.
Well I went and got myself a coffee and my teamleader followed me into the breakroom, told me its the same as when your calling and that you need to ask permission, I was like err ok, but my boss was sat down reading the paper and he just said "nahh Edde's cool, he can refresh himself if he wants too."
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Pfffft! "Please sir can I go to the toilet? Pretty please with cherries on top". That's ridicolous, I've worked in a call centre before and there was none of that shit, thankfully.

What da fuck? Do you have to call the team leaders "sir" and salute them too? I'd last about 5 mins in a place like that.
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Mental isn't it? :\
 
making tea is the best way to get out of work in a call center, 'tea anyone?'.. nice 10 minute break %)
 
More snoo, was at my mate's with her brother and baby when they got a call that their brother's wife had just had a baby <3 And there's a foal born up at the stables today too.

So much new life!
 
The Kid said:
What da fuck? Do you have to call the team leaders "sir" and salute them too? I'd last about 5 mins in a place like that.
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Aye its bollocks, but doesn't affect me ;)

When I first started here everyone was making tea for 20 people a time and just hanging out in the break room so they decided to crack down on it. When they did we just took the piss because management said the teamleaders will be the chaiwalas so we spend more time calling. It goes without saying that they were constantly up and down making tea and coffee.
We still take the piss and ask our teamleaders if they can go to the toilet for us or wave our hands like primary school children when the director is around.
 
when i worked at hsbc it was a bit like that, you didn't have to ask to leave your desk but you'd get some cunt at the end of the week giving it "can you explain why you had 7.5 minutes of 'comfort breaks' on monday morning" was a load of bollocks. one day my manager pulled me up as i'd been away for 10 minutes "what were you doing away from your desk?" etc. he got a really loud "I was taking a shite! how?" in reply.

call centre i work in now isn't like that at all, you've still got stats that need to be half decent but i can pretty much leave my desk when i want, go out for a fag, go for breaks/lunch when i want, as long as i don't completely take the piss. plus there's no sales targets or shite like that. my jobs actually no bad the now, just wish it paid more
 
if i ever have to ask permission to make coffee/go to the toilet/have a smoke... i'll know that my career has gone down the toilet. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. :D

anyway... some snoo. it's motorbike weather!
 
If I ever get told i've got to go and work in kidnapp central in some fuck off hot African country....i'll know that my career is ........8o
 
I know its bollocks, I would prefer an office job with deadlines where I can do what I want as long as the work gets done. But when you're having to reach targets then its non-stop deadlines.
 
I'm back in the game ;)

Cricket that is :D

First training session of the season for me and for a good few years, not played league cricket for over 3 years so will see if I get picked for Old Bristolians 1st XI, 2nd XI, 3rd XI or 4th XI.

Cannae bloody wait to don the whites, grab some balls and run about in the sun :D

Big snoo for me :)
 
Man, cricket is the best thing to play when it's sunny except possibly football. And I prefer playing that when it's muddy and rainy. I don't know why.
 
Yep! Though getting whacked in the side of the head with a muddy football is never ever fun
 
Ah from anger comes snoo.

Since I'm not going to cricket I'm meeting the Bristolian I met in Chiang Mai for some drinks and information about Cuba and to get some gifts from him to take over there.

And felix, he has a great big superbike, not sure what type, but said I can ride it when I get back to Bristol to help me judge what type of bike is good for me. Will report back later ;)


England were going to win, but I couldn't make it to training so the scouts won't find me in time.
 
ufo, I'm not meeting felix.. lol
Its in regard to a thread I have in SO about what motorbike to buy. And I'm heeding felix's warnings to try out some big powerful bikes first, which I was obviously going to do first anyway.

I was hoping you'd be the umpire, B9. But its not worth me pulling the strings any more.
 
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