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Snoo! Part Two!!

My snoo was a (mostly) awesome birthday weekend =D

AHAHAHAHAHAHA and also 8 of us walking down the street in Sheffield with an absolute fuckton of pizza, and a fiesta full of people driving past and shouting "PIZZA WANKERS!!!" at us. (This will only be humorous to those of you who have seen the relevant Inbetweeners episode) :D
 
I actually have to watch parts of it from behind a hoodie, it's THAT cringeworthy.

My fucking cat just let out a RIPPING tuna fart whilst sat in my lap, it absolutely STANK. Fucked the furry wee bastard out, then proceeded to laugh uncontrolably for at least 2 minutes solid.

Infact I'm giggling again just thinking of it. =D
 
Yes! Wish I'd gone to that fucking garden party now, 3 pints of water and a STRONG brew have sorted me out for the most part.
 
UnfortunateSquid said:
My snoo was a (mostly) awesome birthday weekend =D

AHAHAHAHAHAHA and also 8 of us walking down the street in Sheffield with an absolute fuckton of pizza, and a fiesta full of people driving past and shouting "PIZZA WANKERS!!!" at us. (This will only be humorous to those of you who have seen the relevant Inbetweeners episode) :D
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hahaha, quality! i don't mind cunts shouting things like that at me as long as its funny.
 
That inbetweeners episode had to be one of the best ones yet, well the old peoples home one not the bus stop wankers one.

cracked up when the old lady said

"He was doing it while looking at me"%)=D=D:D

and the whole immac situation, lol, Will is such a geekazoid 8)( i know geekazoid is a pretty geekazoidy word) but he should have just said that his mates had made all his hair fall out with immac and it wasnt because he hadnt grown any yet. Then the wig=D hilarious, lol. Im considering watching the episode again on 4od now just to relive the funniness
 
I've not seen any of this series but the first one was brilliant, I love the juvenile humour. :D
 
Snoo time! Just been out to feed the ducks (Six as of yesterday morning) but they were nowhere to be seen, must have had a mosey on down to the other pond or summat. I did, however, see a mummy duck and about ten little baby ducks paddling away <3 Was just wondering if there'd be any ducklings this year.

Pond is still empty like but it proper starts to reek in summer if its empty so as soon as we get the faintest whiff it's on to environmental health and hopefully they'll fill it back up. They seem to give more of a shite than the 'conservation' lot on the council who seemingly cannot be fucked to do their job. Can't wait to get all the wildlife back :D:D
 
UnfortunateSquid said:
I actually have to watch parts of it from behind a hoodie, it's THAT cringeworthy.
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God glad it's not jsut me who has to hide from imminent cringe worthiness on telly, peep show seem me hiding behind a cushion frequently too.

Took my longer to get into the 2nd series so remember the first 1 being better; will have to watch both in quick succession I think.

I remember they showed all the first series in a night one till like 1am, we watched it even though the series hadn't finished long ago, good stuff.


edit: Duck jealousy.
 
Scouser and his wife drive onto a petrol station forecourt, but right infront of the pump is a duck. Not wanting to injure the creature, the man beeps his horn repeatedly and his wife hops out of the car to usher the duck away. The duck responds to this by quacking loudly and angrily and attacking the woman frenziedly with its beak.

The wife gets back into her car and says to her husband "that's the most aggressive duck I've ever seen in my life!"

The Scouser replies, "That's no duck, he's fockin' mallard!"

;)
 
Parents came back with a tray to keep tea and stuff on that matches my bedroom wall. Snootastic <3 Love when people do stuff like that. Got me a pack of berry-scented tealights and a holder for em too.
 
my snoo for today is getting the en suite bathroom finished on my new bedroom and also looking forward to the football tonight
 
Haha, half an hour ago my cat was going mental in the kitchen, running about the place, jumping on the counters to find pens and that to kill. Lobbed some extra strong catnip treats about the place for him to chase and made a swift exit before he escaped and I had to waste ages chasing the furry wee bastard around reconfining him to the kitchen (where he kips).

I had a quick spliff in the meantime, fucking windy as fuck outside, half of it got bogarted by mother nature (fortunately I had given the whole fucking thing a good licking to counteract this :D). Half an hour later I ventured back into the kitchen for a drymouth-combatting beverage, foot in the door as I opened it, making threatening toe-stabs at the air of the darkened doorway in case he'd been plotting his escape in my absense, flicked the light on and he's zonko in his basket, purring away merrily and not giving a fuck. =D

Human and feline in stoned symphony, ahhh. <3
 
^ Not at 1am. No flaps (ho ho ho) because my parents got robbed once, about 15 years ago, and the alarm must be set for everywhere except the kitchen and upstairs. I bet the intervening security costs/fucking thing going off at 3am/etc have outweighed the cost of the 3 drills and a car stereo that got nicked in the mid 90s 10 times over by now, but whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.
 
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