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^Yeah that's actually fantastic Lysis :D

Okay so I'm meeting back up with my ex in June, after our exams. He's made it abundantly clear he wants to get back together, I've no intention of that happening....in fact, I kinda hate him. Tips on how to best get my revenge on the cheating prick would be much appreciated =D
if you want to be a BITCH...

lead him on, tell him you want to get back together, and show him your new and improved body... never show up
 
^Yeah that's actually fantastic Lysis :D

Okay so I'm meeting back up with my ex in June, after our exams. He's made it abundantly clear he wants to get back together, I've no intention of that happening....in fact, I kinda hate him. Tips on how to best get my revenge on the cheating prick would be much appreciated =D

Just spend his money like water but do it in a shirt where your boobs hang out. He gets to take you out and stare at boobs, and you can eat some good food and drink good booze. Win-win for everybody.
 
Well, I'd have him meet you at an expensive place. Text him that you are running late but to go ahead and order for you, what to hell have him order wine or drinks too. When he texts you back because the food is getting cold, send him a pic of your ass, and tell him to kiss it good-bye, cause it's the last time he is gonna see it.
 
if you want to be a BITCH...

lead him on, tell him you want to get back together, and show him your new and improved body... never show up

I definitely wanna be a bitch. I've dreamt about this opportunity too many times not to take complete advantage of it :D

Just spend his money like water but do it in a shirt where your boobs hang out. He gets to take you out and stare at boobs, and you can eat some good food and drink good booze. Win-win for everybody.

Mkay, so we've established he needs to see some boobs and waste lots of money.

Well, I'd have him meet you at an expensive place. Text him that you are running late but to go ahead and order for you, what to hell have him order wine or drinks too. When he texts you back because the food is getting cold, send him a pic of your ass, and tell him to kiss it good-bye, cause it's the last time he is gonna see it.

YES I love that! I'm so totally doing the ass thing. Thank you :D
 
Also, as of like an hour ago, gay marriage is now legal in France :D

WOOHOO!!!!! :)

Well, I'd have him meet you at an expensive place. Text him that you are running late but to go ahead and order for you, what to hell have him order wine or drinks too. When he texts you back because the food is getting cold, send him a pic of your ass, and tell him to kiss it good-bye, cause it's the last time he is gonna see it.

lololol that is funny

I don't know why so many people in SLR enjoy hurting the environment, etc. I'm not saying everyone has to go overboard and try to help everything but I think Earth Day is nice ... for people to really think about little ways that they can help out. :)
 
I definitely wanna be a bitch. I've dreamt about this opportunity too many times not to take complete advantage of it :D
Sometimes even though you want to do something, it isn't proper and you will regret it later. Do what you want, I simply advise to be a good human being.
 
iheart, did you forget as a mod I can see the deleted posts? ;)

WOOHOO!!!!! :)

Yep! :D

Sometimes even though you want to do something, it isn't proper and you will regret it later. Do what you want, I simply advise to be a good human being.

True. But honestly even if I do lead him on and then be all like 'lol, no' I'm still a good human being considering how he was to me. But I've got time to think about it anyway.
I'm just finding the whole situation very entertaining.
 
Ended up getting a date with the girl from the supermarket. (Luckily for me) She's only 2 years younger than me.

Also had a friend over last night for some fun. A bit of codeine and lots of cuddling/fondling. It's been a good week.
 
^Yeah that's actually fantastic Lysis :D

Okay so I'm meeting back up with my ex in June, after our exams. He's made it abundantly clear he wants to get back together, I've no intention of that happening....in fact, I kinda hate him. Tips on how to best get my revenge on the cheating prick would be much appreciated =D

Wear something tight/sexy when you see him go somewhere I.e dinner or out shopping and even if you're lieing tell him someone asked for your number. Bring up how it's alot of fun flirting and meeting new people.
 
^Yeah that's actually fantastic Lysis :D

Okay so I'm meeting back up with my ex in June, after our exams. He's made it abundantly clear he wants to get back together, I've no intention of that happening....in fact, I kinda hate him. Tips on how to best get my revenge on the cheating prick would be much appreciated =D

Don't be knife-ing.

Just let him tie you up and have sex with you.
 
It's been about 2 months since I've exited a 2 year long relationship, my first real love, and although I've finally been able to stop thinking about her, I can't help but want to be in love with someone else again. I've had 4 dates in the last week, which for someone that is normally shy like me is a ridiculous fucking amount, I normally can't even bring myself to talk to girls (wtf is going on? they are even attractive.. haha..). I just don't feel for any of the girls I meet. One of them was an old flame that I even thought of as I was in the relationship, so why not now? I hope I'm not broken. x_x

So there's a little late night super tired rambling with no real point. I hope everyone has a good night, or a good day if you don't see this until morning!
 
^Yeah that's actually fantastic Lysis :D

Okay so I'm meeting back up with my ex in June, after our exams. He's made it abundantly clear he wants to get back together, I've no intention of that happening....in fact, I kinda hate him. Tips on how to best get my revenge on the cheating prick would be much appreciated =D

Let it go. Life's too short to be holding onto grudges, especially just coz he cheated on you. That's what we do, when we shouldn't be in monogamous relationships but think we have to in order to have a female in our lives to be intimate with, in our western religious morality society.

Just ignore him. Give him a piece of your mind then forget about revenge - you just give him more power.
 
wrong was right

amends would have included not acting like a fucken prat

meh, live and learn

:D
 
Wear something tight/sexy when you see him go somewhere I.e dinner or out shopping and even if you're lieing tell him someone asked for your number. Bring up how it's alot of fun flirting and meeting new people.

Oh I'll definitely be going on about other guys the whole time, that's a given.

Don't be knife-ing.

Just let him tie you up and have sex with you.

Eh...

Let it go. Life's too short to be holding onto grudges, especially just coz he cheated on you. That's what we do, when we shouldn't be in monogamous relationships but think we have to in order to have a female in our lives to be intimate with, in our western religious morality society.

Just ignore him. Give him a piece of your mind then forget about revenge - you just give him more power.

It's absolutely not at all just cuz he cheated on me. That was the rather nicer end of a very long list of dickishness.
No fun in ignoring him. I'm completely over him by now, I don't hold a grudge, I just calmly and simply think it would be fun to make him realise he can't just come crawling back after everything. He needs to realise it tbh. It's for his own good :D

wrong was right

amends would have included not acting like a fucken prat

meh, live and learn

:D

Exactly!
 
she stupid

not my problem no more

games are for players

Funny thing is most players don't realize they only be playin' themselves. ;)

:D
 
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Feeling quite vulnerable in my newly forming relationship. Either i get crushed, i fall madly in love or we both do. i don't think there's a 4th option. i'm willing to accept any combination of the 3 >.<
 
Myeah. You're not changing my mind on this. I'm enjoying having the upper hand and I'm gonna take advantage of it. At last :)

I've seen your picture you're a very pretty woman. I'm sure you won't have to do much to make your ex jealous. Just remember he's had time to prepare some pretty good bs to serve up to you so be on guard.
 
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