Six Word Stories; The Second Version

[New]

View the title I cooked up.

 

[Kittycat5]

I wonder who won version two.

 

[JackiePeyton]

That didn't take much cooking imo

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Stepped in shit, cleaned off, repeated.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

You can tell by the blur

 

[Seattle_Stranger]

What blur? You need glasses, sir.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Waterboy's coach is on a commercial.

 

[JackiePeyton]

my neck stiffens from bench pressing

 

[Waffle Sock]

My dilly stiffens from women benchpressing.

 

[JackiePeyton]

It is only 50 pounds yet

 

[Waffle Sock]

You need a spotter for that?

 

[JackiePeyton]

Spotter no need. More muscle yes
"Witness the Fitness" Waffle Sock Song

 

[Seattle_Stranger]

Don't let women sit on socks.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Friends don't let drive friends drunk.

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

Piggyback ride all the way home.

 

[JackiePeyton]

magic carpet ride would be nice

 

[HdoubleODeezy]

I prefer a Princess Jasmine ride.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Meh, I prefer Princess Mary Iguana .

 

[JackiePeyton]

King Brady cute, but too young

 

[Waffle Sock]

I'm king of all I survey.