Six Word Stories; The Second Version

[Waffle Sock]

Spent most of my days. Chillin

 

[keeping]

So sorry I stopped your heart.

 

[Waffle Sock]

No. It's fine. Hearts are overrated.

 

[herbavore]

I woke up still dreaming hard.

 

[gr33n3y3z]

And yet, I'm sill a daydreamer.

 

[Waffle Sock]

Pipe dreams. Glass everywhere. Shoot dope.

 

[keeping]

and I will let you down

 

[Waffle Sock]

Will you pick me back up?

 

[illuminati soulja]

I have been watching all you

 

[Waffle Sock]

Ok. That's good to know...weirdo.

 

[phenethylo J]

Tomorrow the sky will be dead.

 

[Bill]

I am smoking marijuana right now

 

[Smoky]

My cat is communicating with me

 

[Bill]

Your cat just smoked some marijuana

 

[Smoky]

Knew my cat was up to something

 

[phenethylo J]

My cat was born on Endor.

 

[Bill]

Rip

And died of malnutrition in Somalia

 

[Smoky]

Death, is my cat to Dog

 

[aq.]

You ruined me, fuck your life.

 

[GodandLove]

Aq. wanted to sleep with me.

But I said, not gonna happen.

Then she said, why freggin not?

I replied, because I'm not cheap.

Steam came out of her ears.

I busted out laughing and crying

I said to her, I'm kidding.

She slapped me and kissed me.

I held her close to me.

I told her I was sorry.

I kissed her and hugged her.

We made sweet love that night.

The end.

Part Two

Aq and I loved each other.

So, we decided to get married.

I bought her a diamond ring.

But, aq. didn't want the ring.

She said, I'm not a prostitute.

Only whores ask for diamond rings.

She valued love over material possessions.

My LOVE for her increased exponentially.

To be continued.....