***Singles Thread*** A kit kat chunky stole my relationship!

[up all night]

^ I don't actually agree with any of that! Each to their own though.

 

[Doppelganger]

Yeah, reading back over it I probably should've started with 'In my opinion...' But yeah, we all knew that already.

Edit: Actually, after dwelling on the issue for 10 minutes, I've decided ya'll should ignore my previous post. I haven't slept 30-something hours, feel depressed, and have just dug some rationality up from somewhere inside myself, and decided I'm probably just in a jaded mood.

 

[FaTz]

Hey Fatz, how about we both melt our ice cold hearts and be each other's Valentine. Go Team Mango.

Hmm, it takes to long to melt the heart babe. You've met me now, their's ALOT of meat to get through before you can even start melting the heart...

But how about I consider it? Can I get back to you tomorrow?

 

[lostpunk5545]

Totally off-topic, but when I read that, I thought it said:

"There was a guy giving head at Wynyard station today".

I thought, "Yarni sees the coolest things!" :D

...or you could be a Scroopid.

Haha I witnessed a couple having sex in the car park (in a car) of a park today. They didn't seem too concerned that it was the middle of the day and kids were running around everywhere.

Pretty funny

 

[NickyJ]

Dear Zephyr,
Lets fuck.

Thanks in advance,
Simon



Romance is alive and well here :D

 

[ch0psy]

Dear UAN,

Your a fake bitch

but i still love you

fat cunt

 

[up all night]

haha fake aka UAN secretly loves V-Day? You caught me out fatman.

 

[ch0psy]

what the fuck are you doing home? im sure your suppose to be out somewhere

or has serial piker UAN come back?

 

[up all night]

Yes I am supposed to be 'somewhere.' It's ok. I told him I had herpes.

 

[ch0psy]

see, you are like a factory seconds fridge.. what i warned him about was correct

look brand new.. a few dints

dont hate me... hate the game!

 

[up all night]

edit: yay stuff and things although I heard someone say they filed for divorce?!

 

[ch0psy]

totally, speaking of which

can you get the fuck online (msn) so i can speak to you...

 

[FaTz]

^^^Both of you suck balls... Big giant balls...




CHopsy loves them more :-D Funny Times Yes?

Booyah I'm off for sex :-D

 

[miss_goody2shoes]

many a'time I've almost posted in this thread (for it is where I belong) very much ready to bitch n whine bout occurances that come with being single it seems. But yeh then don't bother/cbf.
But tonight I make a special appearance, in the spirit of Valentines Day.
A day in which we pay tribute to that horror movie Valentine which involves the gruesome killing of women.
I think it had a special suggestive message in that for all you lovesick men out there....


i don't know what I'm on bout.

 

[CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT]

Booyah I'm off for sex :-D

^Oh yeah, that reminds me --- what the fuck are you doing in the singles thread Mr. I'm-getting-regular-relationship sex [as opposed to no-strings-attatched-sex].

 

[ch0psy]

its because he saw me post and thought i was cheating on him

he is the bitch, im the butch!

 

[m4dd0g]

I charge only $50 per e-fling with my e-boyfriend.

Huraay for e-flings
Best e-gf ever! You youguns should take note.

Its all about knowing your e-partner and living up to their expectations (of men)

 

[zephyr]

^ so with your flirties with trancegirlie and iamtha1 in this thread I am currently owed $100. cool!

 

[lostpunk5545]

A day in which we pay tribute to that horror movie Valentine which involves the gruesome killing of women.
I think it had a special suggestive message in that for all you lovesick men out there....


i don't know what I'm on bout.

If I ever have to see David Boreanaz attempt to act again I might just start killing chicks. I might just...

 

[raverchik]

Dear nickyj

How dare you court other girls online, during our relationship.
Please return my v'day gifts straight away.
Post v'day break-ups aren't good for your ego

Luv rc

..I bought myself a pink hearted shaped lamington from the bakery for V'day.. it was so yummy.