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***Singles Thread*** A kit kat chunky stole my relationship!

^ There's always a little more rainbow to reach for. ;) :p

Really I was just hoping he'd ask me to be his Valentine so I'd have a reason to use this.

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Will you be my valentine? You're only the thirtieth person Ive asked and that includes a phallic shaped inanimate object. Be the first to say yes! This is an exclusive offer pops :D
 
Only 30 people hey? That IS exclusive!

Sure, I'll say yes, I've never been one to follow peer pressure and say no just because everyone else is.

Besides, that means in the morning I'd have an excuse to use this...

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Damnit! This whole playing hard to get thing is all too difficult, now I've scared off my only valentine. :(

Oh well, at least I still have FaTz...
 
I'm sorry Mr Vich, Unfortunatly I play hard to get too....
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Is that long enough???
 
^ Now that is why I love Valentine's. Actually, I just realised I was smiling about death. There's something wrong with me.

There was a guy giving out heart shaped chocolates at Wynyard Station today. I used mine to throw at this sickening couple. It hit the guy square in the back but he didn't bother to extricate his tongue from his lady's tonsils. I'm such a Cupid scrooge. Cupooge.
 
up all night said:
There was a guy giving out heart shaped chocolates at Wynyard Station today.
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Totally off-topic, but when I read that, I thought it said:

"There was a guy giving head at Wynyard station today".

I thought, "Yarni sees the coolest things!" :D

...or you could be a Scroopid. =D
 
haha! Well, we all now know what's on samadhi's mind this Valentine's Day. ;)

And I love Scroopid and am happy to accept it as my title now and forevermore. :D
 
Guldong. I would shoot people if I lived in a place named Guldong as well.

The sex toy seabirds prefer: gull-dong.
 
up all night said:
haha! Well, we all now know what's on samadhi's mind this Valentine's Day. ;)

And I love Scroopid and am happy to accept it as my title now and forevermore. :D
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See, i like Val's day, yet i want to be a scroopid too! :D

There's a place in Northern NSW called Condong.
 
I can think of at least 5 Australian placenames with "dong" in them

Coincidence?

I think not

Having said that,
i'm in favour of Scroopid
 
Can we be a merry band of Scroopids and fly around with black angel wings and sling-shots? Say it can be so.. =D



As many people have said before, V day is a perfect opportunity for men who don't usually to throw around romantic niceties. It's also the perfect opportunity for those same men to not do anything.
And for women to go out of their way to make the day somewhat memorable and not have it pass by in a mass of grey coloured working days.

Hasta' la' vista, Valentines Day.
Hello Single Appreciation Day. :p:|
 
CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT said:
As many people have said before, V day is a perfect opportunity for men who don't usually to throw around romantic niceties. It's also the perfect opportunity for those same men to not do anything.
And for women to go out of their way to make the day somewhat memorable and not have it pass by in a mass of grey coloured working days.
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But what about the people who disagree with the day as a whole due to either fucked up Valentines days in the past, or people who just aren't happy that we need to go out of our way to make a day all about love and romance. What about the other 364 days of the year, are they not as important as valentines day?

Also in regards to the "Men who don't normally throw around niceties" & "Men who do nothing" comments, isn't that a contradiction in itself. Thus your post could have been sumarised by saying the following quote...

"Valentines day isn't only for people who like stuff, it's also for people who don't like stuff..."
 
^OK, alter that sentence slightly; 'V day is a perfect opportunity for men who don't usually to throw around romantic niceties TO DO SO'.

I'm not saying I want my partner to shower me with gifts and affection on Valentines Day. Give me a man who tells me he cares on whatever day he damn well likes!
Let him not even spend a cent when he's doing so --- it's most definitely the sentiment that registers and resonates long after the act.

PS - You're an angry man. :|
 
Nanna Story

According to a well respected nanna of a friend. Back in her day a Lady would ask a Gentleman to be her Valentine and if he said yes he would then accompany her to dinner but if he said no he had to give her a pair of white gloves...

Sounds like she wins either way
 
Most young men these days proclaim to hate valentines day. Why? Because they're duds.

Many young women these days say 'we don't celebrate, it's really not important to us.' Why? Because they're dating duds.

Women who are dating GENTLEMEN and, as a result, receive a nice gesture on valentines day, are not thinking to themselves 'yeah.. valentines day sucks some hairy ass crack.'

There are a few romantic exceptions to the rule, but these are the men who say they don't say celebrate - yet still take their partner out to tea. Not because it's Valentines day, but because they're true gentlemen and would've done it anyway :).
 
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