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***Singles Thread*** A kit kat chunky stole my relationship!

m4dd0g said:
So you go out on a date. Afterward you think to yourself 'That was fun, shes ok, but not worth giving up singledom'.
You swap some noncommittal emails until finally you get the inevitable: 'You're not into me are you?'

How do you say: 'Thats right'* without saying 'Thats right'?**

* aka. You're cool, Im just not into anyone right now
** aka. Im a malicious cunt and want you to die a horrible death in screaming agony you gender agnostic shaved monkey#
# Not the views of the author
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***aka. im into men.


i once was in your position sort of.
met this girl. about a week later she asked me out.
i sort of liked her and was like oh well, yeah ill go out with you.
about a week later i realised single life was way better..so i told her i wanted to have a little break for about a week or so.
never spoke to her again.

it worked good for me..try telling her that?
 
nickyj said:
Being single is great! If you're feeling down, just look to m4dd0g for guidance :D


I'm gonna grope some great big titties* this weekend and there is nothing anyone can do about it :D


*I reserve the right to grope smaller titties too
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I like your style. Clear objective, straight to the point, means no doubt established, and your cointingency plan is of military precision
 
jawsek said:
***aka. im into men.


i once was in your position sort of.
met this girl. about a week later she asked me out.
i sort of liked her and was like oh well, yeah ill go out with you.
about a week later i realised single life was way better..so i told her i wanted to have a little break for about a week or so.
never spoke to her again.

it worked good for me..try telling her that?
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You are so wise in all your 16-year-old glory. Tell us more Confucius.
 
what do you think it means when your not exstatically loving the single life but at the same time dont really want a relationship & definatly not looking for one.

Im neither happy with being single nor not being single but at the same time im not unhappy with either.

woah i just confused myself. i guess its the middle ground. im just as content either way i think.
 
^ I know what you mean. I think it means you're a realist.

I admit it would be nice to have a boyfriend - but that is contingent on it being someone who meets my criteria and though I suppose I don't necessarily have "high standards" I think I'm still picky, probably because like maddog, there are a lot of people I know who are nice enough, but not worth giving up the single life for.

I kid myself it's the healthiest place to be! :)
 
jawsek said:
***aka. im into men.
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I was wondering why i just couldnt get enough of my boyfriends cock lately ... cheers dude :)

trancegirle said:
what do you think it means when your not exstatically loving the single life but at the same time dont really want a relationship & definatly not looking for one.
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Probably time to get yourself a bonk buddy.

The great thing about bonk buddies (beside the obvious) is that on any particular day you can easily add embellishment to the arrangement to suit your whimsical needs

ie. When feeling the need to be fancy free and footloose the bonk buddy is "Just some chick i occasionally bump uglies with".
When feeling all alone and single in the world is she can undergo a conceptual metamorphosis to "The girl I'm kinda seeing who I think I'll call right now to spend some quality time with"

The art of staying both sane and happy is learning how to swallow your own BS
 
m4dd0g said:
The great thing about bonk buddies (beside the obvious) is that on any particular day you can easily add embellishment to the arrangement to suit your whimsical needs
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and that never causes problems when the other person isn't at all interested in anything but sex.
 
I am far too smashed to comment about men but luckily am too wasted and forget i posted anyhting but
men are fakers
honestly the facade you put on to pretend you are actually a fantastic person to know when underneath you are just a using motherfiucking cunt!

oh except moe hes pretty trustworthy. But I havent dated him so who knows.

if i ever get involved with another person who pretends to be someone they are not I am putting my "death to all menkind" revenge plan into action. you will all die, starting with the short young blonde ones!

god im wasted. i blame the substance abuse and bad relationship experience for this post.
 
zephyr said:
men are fakers
honestly the facade you put on to pretend you are actually a fantastic person to know when underneath you are just a using motherfiucking cunt!



if i ever get involved with another person who pretends to be someone they are not I am putting my "death to all menkind" revenge plan into action. you will all die, starting with the short young blonde ones!
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Of course no women are EVER like this 8) .
 
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