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***Singles Thread*** A kit kat chunky stole my relationship!

SCENARIO 3:

Person B tells Person A she will call and they trade numbers. Person A thinks he has finally hit it off with someone after 25 years of looking. Person A gets really excited and his depression lifts momentarily. Person A text messages Person B the following day. Person B doesn't respond.

In fact, Person B never responds. Ever. Person A is left to his own sad, solitary devices while he futilely dispatches text messages into the abysm of cyberspace. Person A begins to get really down on himself and thinks he must be the biggest loser on Earth and kills himself the very next day by strapping a sack of beans to his foot and drowning himself in the pool at a local motel.

Person B is a very bad person and should be charged with murder.
 
^hmm, that is a good perspective and has *almost* changed my feelings on the situation ... (for vale tudo)

but then again, often i will ask a nice (but not hot) girl for her number as i like to get to know new people anyway ... it is feasible that not every guy is looking to pick you up ... maybe he just moved to the city and only knows other guys ... (everyone needs friends of the opposite sex)

besides, this girl may become attractive once i get to know her better ... or maybe have an untapped goldmine of other cool friends ... either way, my initial motives in asking for the number are not necessarily sinister.

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there are thousands of options available here:

- "look over there" *run away* (classic!)

- "sorry i have a boyfriend, so no number for you!" (lie, but not too unkind i guess)

- "sorry i don't think thats a great idea at this stage, maybe i'll see you here/elsewhere another time" (polite no, without shutting him down / ruining future chances)

- "hmm, how about you give me your number and i'll see how i feel tomorrow when i'm not so drunk?" (the truth - thus, my reccomendation)
- then you can call (ok)
- or not call (ok)

- "yeah ok, but i'm not looking for anything beyond a friendship right now, sorry." (will deter 90% of guys .. the tough bit is splitting the other 10% between those that genuinely wish to get to know you Vs those that think this is better than nothing and will keep trying to tune you anyway)
- if they seem genuine, then msg back (nothing much to lose - who knows, they may be a great person)
- otherwise just bar their calls (they don't deserve any better)

- "ok here you go"
- msg back if you want (ok)
- don't respond if you want (ok, but may hurt sensitive guys if you have genuinely been flirting - be honest with yourself here ..)

- "Yeah for sure ... *drink drink, flirt flirt* ... "
- msg back if you want (ok)
- don't respond if you want (probably unkind)

meh, this post probably makes no sense ...

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omg, nice post benefit !!! funny posts like that are genuinely why i stay at bluelight ... please keep it up =D =D =D
especially love the 'sack of beans'/'local motel' part ... classic!
 
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wow ... no longer a member of this thread ..... i met a guy in perth and now he is moving here to melbourne to be with me..... this is it for me

at 5 weeks this is my longest relationship in a year and a half!

so i bid adieu to all you single people!! :D
 
Benefit said:
SCENARIO 3:

Person B tells Person A she will call and they trade numbers. Person A thinks he has finally hit it off with someone after 25 years of looking. Person A gets really excited and his depression lifts momentarily. Person A text messages Person B the following day. Person B doesn't respond.

In fact, Person B never responds. Ever. Person A is left to his own sad, solitary devices while he futilely dispatches text messages into the abysm of cyberspace. Person A begins to get really down on himself and thinks he must be the biggest loser on Earth and kills himself the very next day by strapping a sack of beans to his foot and drowning himself in the pool at a local motel.

Person B is a very bad person and should be charged with murder.
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Oh snap! =D

In this sort of situation, I'd prefer shut down as cleanly as possible rather than be kept hanging for days or weeks. Same goes for breakups. Thankfully I've lowered my expectations in the last year and very rarely bother exchanging numbers now, although this is probably a bad thing.
 
Im still here ;) I dont want a relationship tho so thats a start right? Who needs relationships!? Bein single is way more fun!!!!!!!
 
So you go out on a date. Afterward you think to yourself 'That was fun, shes ok, but not worth giving up singledom'.
You swap some noncommittal emails until finally you get the inevitable: 'You're not into me are you?'

How do you say: 'Thats right'* without saying 'Thats right'?**

* aka. You're cool, Im just not into anyone right now
** aka. Im a malicious cunt and want you to die a horrible death in screaming agony you gender agnostic shaved monkey#
# Not the views of the author
 
**there's no way to make it not hurt- make it short and sweet- if full of cliches- i think you're great, you make me laugh, you're beautiful, it's not you, its' me, it just won't work out... take a look at: http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?p=4712856



(i can't wait til you meet your perfect woman, i have 100% faith you will meet her and think she's full of shit or a hoe or have a dirty nose or something but she will be persistant and tell you that she is the one for you (if only for just now) and you'll have no choice but to believe her... lo and behold, one day this crazy stalker will know what she's on about and be able to convince you she's and you'll have no choice but to nod sadly, wishing for your former self but oh so happy in the now)
 
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^ Write back this: "I would be delighted to take you to a free personality testing audit next Friday night and here is an attachment with the latest Scientology pamphlet attached. I will free you from your tethanism".
 
m4dd0g said:
So you go out on a date. Afterward you think to yourself 'That was fun, shes ok, but not worth giving up singledom'.
You swap some noncommittal emails until finally you get the inevitable: 'You're not into me are you?'

How do you say: 'Thats right'* without saying 'Thats right'?**

* aka. You're cool, Im just not into anyone right now
** aka. Im a malicious cunt and want you to die a horrible death in screaming agony you gender agnostic shaved monkey#
# Not the views of the author
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I liked the original post better. I was about to suggest some sort of gift. But as has been discussed over the last few pages, just tell the truth.
 
Tell her you've converted to a religion that forbids intimacy?

Tell her you just found out your parents arranged you from birth to be married 1 week from today

Tell her you're gay and were just "finding yourself"

Tell her you just found out.. you are her father

(by the time she finds out the truth to most of these she will hopefully have forgotten your name)
 
Magic words: "I am just not interested in a relationship right now"

or "I've realised I am just not interested in a relationship right now"
 
I'm in a relationship, I'm just busybodying in this thread. I have founds those very useful in the past though :)
 
This thread has reminded me of my up and coming doom day. Soon to be properly single I guess. :(

I think I'm going to cry.
 
Being single is great! If you're feeling down, just look to m4dd0g for guidance :D


I'm gonna grope some great big titties* this weekend and there is nothing anyone can do about it :D


*I reserve the right to grope smaller titties too
 
I am having loads of fun being single. Now that i'm not after a relationship all that pressure of "finding the one" is gone and i'm just going with the flow (my motto for the year)

Reading "The ethical slut" is helping me with my new found non relationship status :p hehe
 
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