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Television Seinfeld

When one of the gang is in BIG trouble, and they call another one of the gang for help (by the gang we are staying in the confines of Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine) and one calls with a huge emergency, talking really fast like they need help and the other will respond with

"Who is this?"
In a slow, sly way that just makes me laugh everytime... then the other character bugs out again over the phone and tries to get across the importance of the situation by banging the phone, etc.

No idea what I'm talking about? That sucks...
 
michael said:
no, they steal the armoire in the soup nazi episode. the aids walk is in a different one.

"i'm sorry sir, this book has been flagged."
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Yes, I know. I was commenting on the last thign twominds said
 
michael said:
george is calling jerry, because his unemployment is going to run out.
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haha, and trying to get Keith Hernandez to meet his case worker
 
PHOTOGRAPHER: You know who's hands they remind me of? (Pauses for effect) Ray McKigney.

(The woman nods as the man looks off into space)

MAN: Ugh.. Ray.

PHOTOGRAPHER: He was it.

GEORGE: Who was he?

PHOTOGRAPHER: The most exquisite hands you've ever seen.. Oh, he had it all.

GEORGE: (Hands still out, even though they've stopped looking at them) What happened to him?

(Obviously a touchy subject, the woman coyly walks over to the photographer, and they both occupy themselves. The man is left to tell George the answer to his question)

MAN: (Clears throat) Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..

(Long pause)

GEORGE: You mean, uh..?

MAN: Yes. he was not.. master of his domain.

GEORGE: (Makes a gesture saying he understands. The man nods) But how.. uh..?

MAN: (Quick, to the point) The muscles.. became so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand locked into a deformed position, and he was left with nothing but a claw. (Holds hand up, displaying a claw-like shape) He traveled the world seeking a cure.. acupuncturists.. herbalists.. swamis.. nothing helped. Towards the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, (Visibly disgusted by this last part) and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him. I hadn't seen another pair of hands like Ray McKigney's.. until today. You are his successor. (George looks down at his hands) I.. only hope you have a little more self-control.

GEORGE: (Smiling to himself) You don't have to worry about me. (Nodding, gloating) I won a contest.
 
Favourite scene is (well one of them) is George taking Susan's parent's to his non-existant house in the Hamptons. And they new he was lying but went along with it. George got screwed Again!!!
 
twominds said:
Favourite scene is (well one of them) is George taking Susan's parent's to his non-existant house in the Hamptons. And they new he was lying but went along with it. George got screwed Again!!!
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There is no house! There is no solarium, no Prickly Pete.

We know
 
SardonicNihilist said:
^^ chinaman's night cap! you're whoring is beneath you, (out of retirement already?)
yet this thread remains hilarious

".. astro turf, you know who's responsible for that.. the Jews!"
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LOL!=D SN your an anti-semite.
 
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