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Television Seinfeld

"Jerry! Jerry, you got to help me out!" - George
"Uncle Leo?" - Jerry
"JERRY!!" - George, and he bangs the phone
 
twominds said:
"WHO, Who doesn't want to where di ribbon!"
The armoire was stolen by street tough's according to Kramer.:)
It was also the classic Soup Nazi episode
 
"Nobody drives like me. Nobody! I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on!"
- George, in "The Parking Spot"

"I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above..."
"Mint?"
"Those can be very refreshing."
- The doctor and Kramer, in "The Junior Mints"

"I have no power. Why should she have the upper hand? Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand. No hand at all. She has the hand. I have no hand."
- George, in "The Pez Dispenser"

"Now I can peek in and see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies."
- Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"

"Hey Silvio, look at Jerry here, prancing around in his coat with his purse. Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!"
- Kramer, in "The Reverse Peephole"
 
Clerk: Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.

Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman!

Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.
 
"who doesn't want a jr. mint, it's chocolate, its peppermint, they're delicious!"
"yes, they are very good"
"they're very refreshing"
 
^ the password on George's ATM card, true?

It had me thinking for a while. I was laughing to myself and thinking, because I knew it was funny, just was not exactly sure why. Funny how one's brain re-wires itself once something is deemed to be eternally funny.
 
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