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Television Seinfeld

Forget the exact wording:
Elaine- "So what happened?'
Jerry- "With what?"
Elaine- "The driver who hit the car and ran, what happened?"
Jerry- "Oh, right right right right right right.."
Launches into a completely fabricated story about him telling the driver what was up, when he actually made a date with her lol...
 
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home,
so leave a messaaaage at the beep!
If I was home, I'd answer the phone,
WHHEEERRREEE COULD I BEEEE?????
Believe it or not, I'm not hoooommmmeee!!!"

*LOL*
 
"Do me a solid Jerry." Kramer

I also love the episode where kramer is hitting golf balls into the ocean and one of the balls gets stuck in a whale hole and george pretends hes a biologist and saves it. I also love the episode where jerry puts the father and son into the hospital because of lifting weights or something. I havent seen that episode in awhile, but I remember it was really funny.
 
Jean Valjean said:
"Do me a solid Jerry." Kramer

I also love the episode where kramer is hitting golf balls into the ocean and one of the balls gets stuck in a whale hole and george pretends hes a biologist and saves it. I also love the episode where jerry puts the father and son into the hospital because of lifting weights or something. I havent seen that episode in awhile, but I remember it was really funny.
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"So there I was looking right into the eye of huge fish" - George
"Mammal" Jerry
"Whatever" George
 
"Any one ever told you that you look alot like Sugar Ray Leonard?" George
"I guess we alll look alike to you right Costanza?" Mr.Morgan.
 
"Uh, Varnsen."
"Pennypacker."
"Vandelay."
"Pennypacker. Varnsen."
"Vandelay."


"The key to eating a black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, still, somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved."
 
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