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- Thread starter Strawberry_lovemuffin
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You know your hell fucked when you start singing eye of the tiger with your friend and you really want to hear that and 100 ppl start looking at you lol and also I forget alot of peoples names but the most stupid thing apart from singing eye of the tiger is betting my friends i could hypathetically jump from one side of the arena 2 the other becos i was so fuct lol
kryalkastleE
Bluelighter
making a huge circle of randoms yelling
"VICKS IS GOOD"
and putting them up in the air as if to bow down to them....
one too many drugs that night
"VICKS IS GOOD"
and putting them up in the air as if to bow down to them....
one too many drugs that night
missing_one
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lying down, closing my eyes and trying to stop breathing for as long as possible.
Shnouzerpuff
Bluelighter
random friend: "Yeah we should play pictionary"
me: "I fucking hate pictionary...you get the board and you draw and its always a circle or some kind of circle object..and they ask "what is it" and you go..idunno....some cheese. A circular bit of cheese. Or a planet...a circular planet. Its never anything good always something like that"
friend: "....did anyone else understand that?"
me: "i have never played Pictionary in my entire life..."
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"sorry..was staring out into space there. But i was just thinking how good a grappling hook, or lassoo would be to swing on that chandeleir with"
"theres no chandeleier there at all man.."
"oh..."
me: "I fucking hate pictionary...you get the board and you draw and its always a circle or some kind of circle object..and they ask "what is it" and you go..idunno....some cheese. A circular bit of cheese. Or a planet...a circular planet. Its never anything good always something like that"
friend: "....did anyone else understand that?"
me: "i have never played Pictionary in my entire life..."
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"sorry..was staring out into space there. But i was just thinking how good a grappling hook, or lassoo would be to swing on that chandeleir with"
"theres no chandeleier there at all man.."
"oh..."
locombiano
Bluelighter
i was getting a lift home with this chick from school, and she started talking about her twin brother. then i said, "twin brother, since when?" DUH
worst thing is, i wasn't on anything8)
worst thing is, i wasn't on anything8)
Shaman486
Bluelighter
I tend to shoot salad like it's goin' outta style. My friends like to hang around me just to hear what comes out of my mouth.
The dumbest thing I ever did was to have a 5 minute converstion with someone that turned out to be my own reflection. I felt real stupid.
The funniest thing I ever heard someone say was this guy that asked me for a light and then started to light the wrong end of his cig. When I pointed it out he said "Damn! That's the third one tonight!" Broke the cig and stalked away. I can only assume he was rolling. At least I hope he was.
The dumbest thing I ever did was to have a 5 minute converstion with someone that turned out to be my own reflection. I felt real stupid.
The funniest thing I ever heard someone say was this guy that asked me for a light and then started to light the wrong end of his cig. When I pointed it out he said "Damn! That's the third one tonight!" Broke the cig and stalked away. I can only assume he was rolling. At least I hope he was.
riding on the back of my friends truck while he went off roading i said "wow this is like walking through clouds of marshmellows" then i jumped off luckily land in some soft dirt then started making snow angels in the dirt.
took way too many once and started talk like i was 4 yr old the rest of the roll which for some reason made all the ladies there feel like they had to take care of me which was worth the embarressment when i realized what i did when i came down
took way too many once and started talk like i was 4 yr old the rest of the roll which for some reason made all the ladies there feel like they had to take care of me which was worth the embarressment when i realized what i did when i came down
ravingloony
Bluelighter
2am last Sunday morning. At an overcrowded venue in Sydney. On dancing away on the first floor level with about 800 people in an old building with a wooden floor(That's the second floor level to Americans)
The floor is bouncing up and down. Surely not designed for that many people dancing up and down to the music. My mate says to me, "You know, this floor could collapse."
Me says, "Well, at least I'll die happy!"
And I meant it.
The floor is bouncing up and down. Surely not designed for that many people dancing up and down to the music. My mate says to me, "You know, this floor could collapse."
Me says, "Well, at least I'll die happy!"
And I meant it.
Brian_Jamez
Bluelighter
This one is klassic:
Me: Hey katie want some water?
Katie: Naw im fine, thanks!
Me: Hey how about some water?
Katie: ...Nope thats alright!...
Me: Want me to get you any water? Its only like a dollar...
Katie: What?
Me: Need any water?
Katie: Here, get me some (gives me a dollar)
Me: Ok! (walks off with dollar, forgets all about getting water)
ha ha ha8(
Me: Hey katie want some water?
Katie: Naw im fine, thanks!
Me: Hey how about some water?
Katie: ...Nope thats alright!...
Me: Want me to get you any water? Its only like a dollar...
Katie: What?
Me: Need any water?
Katie: Here, get me some (gives me a dollar)
Me: Ok! (walks off with dollar, forgets all about getting water)
ha ha ha8(
neonmicrobes
Bluelighter
when inhibition and good sense leave you
I thought I was floating above the other five people in my room once, which isn't so bad except that I also thought they couldn't see if I took out my favorite toy and started playing with it very intently. One of the other people was MY FUCKING SISTER! Good thing we were all really fucked up....REALLY FUCKED UP! By the way, turns out I wasn't really floating and they could see just fine. That's not even the worst thing, just the worst that I'm comfortable talking about
I thought I was floating above the other five people in my room once, which isn't so bad except that I also thought they couldn't see if I took out my favorite toy and started playing with it very intently. One of the other people was MY FUCKING SISTER! Good thing we were all really fucked up....REALLY FUCKED UP! By the way, turns out I wasn't really floating and they could see just fine. That's not even the worst thing, just the worst that I'm comfortable talking about
mars313
Bluelighter
last week a buddy of mine were at the beach for the weekend.
me and him were at this hotel talking to these other 2 guys.
all of a sudden i just blurt out "Hey Thomas you should do that".
Everybody just looked at me and i realized that i was having a conversation in my head and not out loud. I just looked at them and said "uh, nevermind"
me and him were at this hotel talking to these other 2 guys.
all of a sudden i just blurt out "Hey Thomas you should do that".
Everybody just looked at me and i realized that i was having a conversation in my head and not out loud. I just looked at them and said "uh, nevermind"
4-Acetoxy-DiPT
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Threatening someone with a plastic lion (a toy) for real. 
hehe .. last week i told some chick all about this bizarre dream i had and i was questioning my whole life and yada yada yada.. i mean, nothing i would have said straight, just wow i run off sometimes when i'm high
"strangers with this kind of honesty make my go a big rubbery one.."
"strangers with this kind of honesty make my go a big rubbery one.."
discobunny
Bluelighter
overheard last night at a brisbane club -
im so high i need a stepladder to scratch my ass!
we were all pissing ourselves and then the guy became paranoid.
when someone is sitting beside you talking their guts out and you have no ability to speak i adopt the ' scissors actions' with my fingers.... most people generally get the idea, its not that i dont wanna talk, i just cant!! 8)
im so high i need a stepladder to scratch my ass!
we were all pissing ourselves and then the guy became paranoid.
when someone is sitting beside you talking their guts out and you have no ability to speak i adopt the ' scissors actions' with my fingers.... most people generally get the idea, its not that i dont wanna talk, i just cant!! 8)
tramoreking
Bluelighter
once i was at a session at on of my mates house and there was about 10 - 12 of us rolling in his room belting out john digweed - LA for "the good ol days" sake, there was about 4 of us coming down and started toking a few joints to ourselfs, myself included... when one of my best mates who ive known for years and was rolling balls turned and looked at me and said "what school do you go to?" i just laughed cos he knew i finished school years ago but was he was so fucked he thought i was a stranger and dedcided to start a conversation... those of us who were down and smokin also copped his blunder and had a good laugh as well...
I always slip into just going "AHHHHHHHHHHH" like for some reason i just love the sound of my own voice (or the feeling of making a sound). it can be pretty embarrasing! and i never realise i am doing it till my gf tells me to stfu!
anyone else get that?
anyone else get that?
speedroller17
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The stupidest thing I ever dont while rollin' was I got addicted to vicks vaporub! i held it to my nose for over twelve straight hours only taking down when taking another roll or doing another line!! When I finally did set it down my nose was raw and i had a red line across it from holding it so long!!