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Seemed like a good idea at the time.... silly things you've done on E Mega merge

dancing around naked with your wife singing we are the world, doesn't happen all the time but often enough to make me wonder
 
I've said quite a bit of stupid things...last time i rolled i was debating on whether to wash my face with the hotel soap (that was all i had, and i hate going to sleep w/o washing my face)...two of my friends were like "its gonna dry out you're skin"...with that, i replied, "clogged pores are the issue here, people!!" Also, my first time, i had this huge piece of watermelon i was eating, and i got some juice on my face and it felt cool, so i decided to rub it all over my face...i have to admit it felt really awesome, but i got made fun of for a while :(
 
conversation i had with straight friend last sunday morning about wen we were gonna go home (this is approximate):

me "wats the time"

friend "25 to 9"

me " we'll go at 10 then"

friend "wat?? thats ages away"

me " wat? wats the time again?"

friend " 25 to nine "

me "oh....we'll go home at 8 then"

i think thats the most stupid thing i've done so far. as well as forgettin there was some steps at this club and tripping up them.
 
The last time I rolled about a month ago I was doing Math problems out loud.... Then I would scream out "Fudge!!!!" when I forgot the answers...scared the piss out of wifey Rollin2gether.
Also,
When I'm really gone I seem to hold conversations with people who are not there. Looks stupid when everyone is watching you and laughing.
Wifey always asks me " What am I going to do with you???"
lol...I don't know, But I feel good when I am being stupid...Peace>
 
I usually suck on my paccifier too hard for a prolonged amount of time and end up with cuts in my mouth and swollen red lips for a few days. Last time I rolled which was actually 5 days ago the pill was kicking my ass and I could barely think so I was trying to do times tables out loud. My bf just giggled at me. I just realized how I like rolling at home where I can let my roll go and not try to hold it as opposed to being in public(party). I'm so happy I did it at home last time cause damn! that shit was intense and I just had to focus on my breathing.
 
Best I've seen is my friend deciding in the middle of a loved up period that he should call his dad and inform him of his drug habit. After all he really loved his dad and his dad really loved him so of course it would be fine... I seem to keep certain basic rules under control even when on pills and told him he didn't want, that he really didn't want to.... But he did... On the plus side I've never laughed myself silly for longer. His dad somehow didn't enjoy his son informing him of his mild ecstasy habit at 2:30 am in the morning...

I still take the piss out of him about that. At which point he reminds me that we thought it was a good idea to pull each other that one time... Well, if you're going to pull someone of the same sex either be bisexual or have a strong drug as an excuse...


Spark
 
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Spark that's funny shit. I was rolling one time with my girl and 3 otha kids. and one of my buddy while rolling pretty hard decided to call up his parents. his words went something like this...

"hello dad is mom there. can u tell her to pick up the phone too i want to tell u both something. I wanna tell you both that although i know i haven't been that good of a kid lately i'm really sorry and i love you both very much. you have no idea how much. i'm gunna start behaving so you won't be mad anymore."

lol this was the funniest shit. everyone was shocked he did this. if u got a phone call at 1030 at nite and you got a message like that. wouldnt u think ya son was fucked up on drugs.. stupid but funny.
 
I always forget the name of the person that I'm holding a converasation with. Every five minutes I have to ask: "Sorry, but what was your name again?". I feel so bad about it, but what can you do!?! :)
 
why the fuck

Why oh why do you go out so soon ?
I mean, you re rolling arses at 10 p. m.. So when do you get back home?
Why dont be normal people and go out at the night like get in the club ate 1 or 2 or 3 a.m. and leave back to home in the morning or even at noon ?
I just dont get it..
 
I wonder just how many people have called their parents whilst in the happy place. I guess because family is naturally important to us all that they're some of the first people that come to mind to share the love with... Of course it's usually disastrously funny when it does happen.

Now if I could just persuade my dad to do an 'e' with me. I've got him sharing the occasional joint.... Give me 5 years and I'll be dealing to my granny ;)

Spark
 
I've never called my parents while in the midst of rolling, per se, but I've come home just as they were waking up, and I'd run into my mom making breakfast and she'd start talking to me, and usually if I'm sober and come back from a party I'll go straight to bed, but whenever I'm still buzzed I'll just stand there and talk to her for up to an hour -- sounding like a rambling fool :P
 
i dont recall anything dumb i said DURING my roll... but one day after i had dropped 2 blue dolphins.. my friend and i were walking around a store and she was telling me about something she wanted to buy.

i asked her "how much are they?"

she gave me the oddest look and said "you just asked me that exactly two minutes ago."

lapses in memory. go figure. =D
 
I love skinny dipping when I'm rolling. One morning after the club, my friends and I went to the beach. We were next to some rocks and thought we were hidden. Well we waded past the rocks and all of a sudden noticed that we were in plain sight of everybody on the beach (mostly fisherman) so there we were, a couple of naked girls in knee deep water. That same day we decided to climb the rocks (still naked) and then later I noticed blood running down my legs from multiple cuts on my knees. Don't you hate how you hurt yourself while rolling and not even notice till your sober?
 
Well, it was not from a E roll, but we got one of my roomies drunk on blowjobs (the shooters with whipped cream on it) then he proceeded to call his friends and tell them " man, I've done my first blow job tonite, and I love you so much"

While rolling I tend to stare at fluo backdrops... for like.... 10 minutes at a time... or go to the washroom, and just forget to get out... or tell all my friend how much I love them...
 
last week at transmission a mate asked if i was having a good night and i replied by spending five minutes explaining where the toilets were
 
lets see...

i have a habit of falling down lmao. i always trip upstairs, over peoples feet, over my own. then i jump up and act like nothing happened.

i ALWAYS forget the name of who i am talking to...

i am always out with a big crew and i swear well bump into someone we know, ill sit and chat for a bit...the next day well talk online or something and theyll say oh remember when you and i werew talkin biut such and such and my words and i quote "wtf, i never even saw you last night" i feel horrible...but its true i always forget who i see and what not. then months later out of nowhere ill be like oh shit i DID see them that night lmao.

i go in the bathroom and sit on the toilet not even going but just sitting pondering shit while starin at the door...all while theres a line outside waiting lmao. then i jump up like wtf am i doing.

i could go on and on...

oh wait one more, i called up an ex, who said i am a ice queen who shows no emotions...and basically let out every emotion i ever had lmao. then hung up. not a pretty sight the next day
 
lets see...me the first ime i rolled...first i was in the bathroom and my friend cme to check on me and i repeated ly asked itf i was in a dream and asking him if he was in my dream...ect.ect.....and that night started out bad...i started rollin when everyone was freaking out about my friends grandmother wanting us home....which wasnt happening...then in the bathroom with my bf i was sitting there in the dark and i was tlking about alight...how it was moving...i scared him too...it was kinda funny...he thought i was dying trying to keep me away from the light
 
Probably the stupidist thing I did one night was see this guy I bump into every now and again and as soon as I had said hi to him, I said "Aren't you going to say anything about my hair?" I had just had it cut and coloured and thought it looked really good. Even stupider was the fact that he apologised and said "Oh yeah, I noticed it was different. Sorry I didn't say anything" ... We'd only seconds before, seen eachother. I don't know if he had even recognised me, let alone noticed a hair cut in the near-dark!
 
To the original poster. a pacifier should switch your need to chew on ur lip. Chew on that. Youll prolly rip one every time you roll or every two times but it beats having chewed up lips the next day.
 
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