Could you change your vocal register to a more pleasing frequency, so I can listen to you without getting a headache? I would be very interested in what you have to say, but I cannot concentrate when you sound like a high-pitched kermit the frog.
I am totally gutted to learn you are dead. Every day I turned up here was a day I hoped you’d be back with yet another epic contribution to either the general craziness or the intellectual climate (you usually managed both simultaneously like no-one else could).
if i see you rough handle another puppy, im going going to lift you by your ears and stab your eyeball out with my shears and neuter you(almost did say that but its domestic terrorism, so the dick is looking for a new job)