I’m laughing my ass off at the clingy, insecure and drama-craving girlfriend you began “dating” mere days after we broke up. Her personality is the epitome of the character type you’ve always claimed you cannot stand in a partner.
It’s hilarious that you speak about planning your marriage and spending your lives together, yet after 7 months, you’ve never met in person. You’ve rarely spoken by phone due to the lack of cell service where you’re staying with (step)Mommie. In one month’s time alone, after being together for 5 months, you broke up with her twice, not responding to her pleas to write back for a total of 11 days.
It’s also crazy that your soulmate hasn’t filed for divorce and she comes with a 12 year old daughter. You’ve said numerous times that you’re glad your kid is grown as you’re done raising and living with kids.
The fact that she’s 100% sober might be a tad problematic for your future, after all, you finish off a handle of Beam every 36 hours. You’ve wisely told her you don’t like to drink much, though, sticking only to “fancy IPAs”, and only 2, at most, per night.
Lastly, she is upset you haven’t told any of your friends that you are now in love with her and we broke up. You also have no pics of her on Facebook and still have a few of me. I cannot imagine why you are avoiding sharing your happy news, after all your futures together look so bright!


