Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[Buspersons Holiday]

Enjoying the nutroast?
Anaphylaxis?

 

[GaryGlisten]

It's about your car

 

[Fishface]

Have you seen this . . . ?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Oh dear - spontaneous ejaculation...

 

[bogman]

Spades mum cooked this

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You're eating Spade's mum...

 

[rainyday107]

"We need to talk"

Yikes!! Good post, lol

 

[rainyday107]

Remember Bateman's urinal cake?

 

[GaryGlisten]

I used breast milk

 

[Sadie]

It's all gluten free.

 

[Backfromthebrink]

Oh dear - spontaneous ejaculation...

my favourite part of opiate withdrawal (not)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

my favourite part of opiate withdrawal (not)

Wow, you got that? That was the bit I was always looking forward to - but it never happened..

 

[CFC]

Yes, it's hospital food

 

[chompy]

Hey ive had some great hospital food

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You're eating my melanoma

 

[KingOfWessex]

Its Not That septic

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Parmesan? No, my knobcheese...

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

I shagged your Dad

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I am your dad

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Musta shagged Grandad then