Ruin a dinner in 4 words

[Cheshire_Kat]

" hurts when I pee"

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

'He's not your dad'

 

[Shambles]

Knob-cheese went where?

 

[Itsgoneundertheboa]

I blocked the toilet

 

[consumer]

Rat tastes good hey

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

My name is FUBAR...

 

[consumer]

FUBAR is cooking dinner

 

[Buspersons Holiday]

Enjoying my placenta casserole?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Where's my scab gone?

 

[Arnold]

I've got herpes!

 

[zephyr]

Theres no bacon innit

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You fuckin fat cunt!!

 

[KingOfWessex]

fancy a line wankers

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I find roadkill sexy

 

[KingOfWessex]

smell my bastard finger

 

[Arnold]

smell my bastard finger

Itchy bum brown finger?

 

[zephyr]

Fuck its the cops!

 

[Arnold]

Rim job during dinner?

 

[KingOfWessex]

think ive just sharted

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I fucked your chicken