Zopiclone bandit
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I felt this is really worthy of an actual thread, maybe people who mark papers, have taken this exam, people who teach these folks English etc may see this & add something. At the worst someone from God knows where reads it & learns not all UK people want to see you stuffed on a plane to some fucking Cross-dressing Cannibal Warlord shithole in West Africia, the Tory swines will be dropping people off in Monrovia, Liberia next year.
Ended up going over some UK test paper & it costs £200 to take the test, YES £200 WTF!!!!! Anyway the guy who asked me failed it last month & wanted me to help him with English which I said ok to, well I looked at this Practise Test sheet called a Trinity College, London Integrated Skills In English ISE 2 Reading & Writing exam & my Jaw hit the floor, this is taking the PISS!!!!
This test I swear could screw over most Teenagers who ARE English & coming out of school in a few months, it even played a trick on me at one point which I wasn't happy about, I was reading it stoned too which wasn't a good idea but I expected it to be simple, like something a 12 year old would be reading, I had a shock!!!!!
Never let any of these Tory lot etc tell you people with a Visa in this country can't speak English, that is the biggest pile of shit you could say, it's a bare fucking LIE!!!!!
If anyone ever reads this & is in the UK with a VIsa from another country I Salute you passing this bullshit test & you damn well know English a bit too well in my view.
I ALWAYS assumed most Foreign people didn't understand as much as I Know now, no wonder I've had "funny looks" sometimes when I have been on the phone #oops
Ended up going over some UK test paper & it costs £200 to take the test, YES £200 WTF!!!!! Anyway the guy who asked me failed it last month & wanted me to help him with English which I said ok to, well I looked at this Practise Test sheet called a Trinity College, London Integrated Skills In English ISE 2 Reading & Writing exam & my Jaw hit the floor, this is taking the PISS!!!!
This test I swear could screw over most Teenagers who ARE English & coming out of school in a few months, it even played a trick on me at one point which I wasn't happy about, I was reading it stoned too which wasn't a good idea but I expected it to be simple, like something a 12 year old would be reading, I had a shock!!!!!
Never let any of these Tory lot etc tell you people with a Visa in this country can't speak English, that is the biggest pile of shit you could say, it's a bare fucking LIE!!!!!
If anyone ever reads this & is in the UK with a VIsa from another country I Salute you passing this bullshit test & you damn well know English a bit too well in my view.
I ALWAYS assumed most Foreign people didn't understand as much as I Know now, no wonder I've had "funny looks" sometimes when I have been on the phone #oops