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Rehab Chronicles

I was 17 at my first rehab it was a mental health hospital but they did detoxs there too so like half if not more were there for drugs. The rest that were there were either really depressed, had anger issues or had some mental disease. I was put in the adult unit though because I was there for heroin, xanax, and Valium. I had just overdosed a few days before and had to stay at a hospital for a few days till they found me a bed somewhere. I was actually there during Hurricane Sandy the lights flickered on and off but the generators eventually kicked in and everything was fine. Everyone tried to tell me how bad drugs were and give me talks cus I was easily the youngest person there.
 
Eww, the nastiest? At the nursing homes or just nursing in general? There are so many I honestly wouldnt know where to start... but I did have this old man one time at the nursing home (not really nasty, but humorous) ..when they first were admitted as the charge nurse you would go in and tell them about the room, here is your phone, here is your tv control, here is your call bell etc. I told him ok now, here is your nurses call bell, if you need anything at all, I am MissMeYet and you just push this button and I will be right here as soon as I can. So I leave the room and about ten mins he calls me, I go down and he kinda hemhaws around with what he wants. I get him some water and change his tv etc. Now this guy is lying in bed and the reason he is there is he has just left the hospital after a bout with congestive heart failure. In some men with CHF, their testicles swell really big. His were very swollen (huge!!) and one of the doctor orders was to keep his elevated...so we had them propped up with rolled up wash clothes.

So 15 mins or so later he calls me again. And he kind of points to his scrotum and I figure he just needs "adjusting" or something so I adjust his scrotum and the towels propping him up. Then I am in the hallway pulling medications from this cart and the respiratory therapy person goes into to see him for initial evaluation. The girl comes out laughing her ass off but wont tell me why..she just keeps looking at me and laughing. In the meantime I could tell he was going to be a pain as he had continuously been calling me on his call bell. At one point I am super busy and send and aide in instead. She comes back laughing and tells me the reason he had been calling so much. When I first did his orientation and told him if he needed anything to let me know by calling. He had thought (was a little confused as to where he was and why) that I said "if you need any (as in a piece of ass) then let me know, I will be right here as soon as I can and I will be the one taking care of you today"!!!! He kept calling me to give him some and couldnt figure out why I wasnt following through. He had told the respiratory tech that I was his "girl" basically and that we were so nice..all he had to do was push this little button and I would service him. He thought I was being a little shy but he was glad he had one that was so good looking and he was so glad that his son had brought him here.

I dont think that over the next year (as long as he was there) that I ever convinced him that I was not there to give him sex!!

(not to get off the subject but Mr.Scagnattie asked about nasty...this was more amusing though)

As far as nasty goes..I did have a guy that when I worked in a psych hospital that had a problem with sticking things in his rectum. They had finally had to do surgery to repair some damage he had done to himself and they sewed it closed. He had to sleep in front of the nurses desk on a bed and the rule was he had to keep his hands above the blankets so we could make sure he wasnt "harming" himself. You can use your imagination for all the issues we had with him...See, i have to be really careful what I say here because it might identify me or slight possibility I could speak of someone that someone knows from what I say about the situation.
 
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BostonBrownTown said:
he threw shit and urine and they didnt kick him out? well, let me tell you something about junkies/addicts.. THEY LIE! I've been to enough places to know EVERY FUCKING RULE THERE IS and if you are doing that shit you are GONE unless in a nut-house, which I was there myself.

so, its either he didnt DO SHIT (pun intended) or he MADE SHIT UP (another pun intended - on fire).
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I had no idea that junkies lied. Thank you for that valuable piece of information.
 
Mr.Scagnattie said:
^^

Not cool, man.
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dude, some of you mods CALL OTHERS OUT and expect ZERO back?! look at what was said to me. how should I have taken that? what would be a standard reply? think of it, man. guy wants to run his mouth and drop a goofball line based on junkies lying and how me mentioning was stupidity at its best because it's a given they lie? fuck that. I am not one to be spoken down to on a message board; I am here to relate to the crowd and talk about what we all know, sadly.. drugs.
 
this isnt his first time coming back and quoting one of my recent posts and then replying w/ his wise-ass lines.

ill leave it at that. not here to battle on a board that I enjoy based on the talk alone. maybe he's one of those who dont like "newbies" on the board and treat them a certain way to they hit there 6 months - 1 year mark, ha.
 
Had a chick come into me and my homies room at a co-ed rehab, I was kicking h so i was just laying in bed and he was all flirting with her, then i fade out cuz of the massive amounts of sleeping pills in my system, and apparently they`re fucking with me because they start laughing when i wake up and they show me a picture of a banana being shoved in my face, I`m kinda like sweet fuck off i actually fell asleep for a second while kicking i hate you guys and roll over.
Then like 2 minutes later she crawls in bed with me and we start making out, then we start fucking and my friend in the other bed is just like wtf because he was flirting and spitting game and i was laying in bed but she went to me, so he proceeds to put on some gay ass music to kill the mood and i say whatever and start fucking her to the music, and we start busting up laughing and I only lasted 2 songs, like 6 or 7 minutes and my homie starts making fun of me, and i was just like whatever I`m kicking i could care less how long I lasted. He points to a flashlight i count to 3 on my fingers and rip off the covers and he shines the light on her. She then cusses me out and i proceed to tell her that if I caught HIV from her, then I`m going back to heroin. Haha pretty fucked up looking back on it, but it was funny.
 
I was following you up until the flash light 3 finger count. The fuck is up with that?
Your friend shined a light on her snatch and you two got all googly eyed about it? lol
 
Yup pretty much just being immature and fucking around, that whole time we were doing stupid shit to try and forget we were both kicking dope. Haha not the proudest moment of my life but fuck it haha
 
I also had to get her out of the room cuz we would have gotten kicked out if she was caught in our room after curfew so that`s one way to stop the cuddle time afterwords haha.
 
^I think lasting 2 songs is considered pretty good if you are kicking dope. I guess the length of the songs might make a difference.
 
downfallin said:
Yup pretty much just being immature and fucking around, that whole time we were doing stupid shit to try and forget we were both kicking dope. Haha not the proudest moment of my life but fuck it haha
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Damn bro, I'd never consider banging a fellow addict in rehab/detox, let alone hitting it raw.
 
Mr.Scagnattie said:
Ugh. Fuck that. The last thing I wanna do is have sex when I'm all nasty and sick.. let alone raw dogging some nasty chic who could have God knows what.

Pass.
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There's always that one super thirsty girl at rehab that you know has been run through, but in that detoxed state of mind youre not thinking right and you say fuck it. How do you even get in the mood when you're sick and in WD's?
 
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