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A_WHITE_PONTIAC
1-(3-methoxyphenyl)-1-cyclohexyl-1-piperazinylmethane

 

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After Awhile, You Are Just Like, "Darn!
I Swore I Could Have Known Him."

 

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In Other News, Today Is Monday, February 2nd, 2026 Anno Domini. And It's GROUNGHOG_DAY! Starring Bill Murray.

 

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Why Is It So Hard To Kill Cancer Cells? Because They Are Immortal.

 

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There Is Nothing To Fear But Dementia Itself.

 

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Can I Be Frank? No, You Must Be Andrew!

 

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Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring, Jupiter And Saturn, Too.

 

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Drugs Make People Crazy. And Crazy People Do Drugs.

 

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Sometimes You Have To Play The Fool In Order To Fool The Fool Who Is Trying To Fool You.

 

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When You Travel, Like, 4000 Years Into The Future, Don't Nobody Know You.

 

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PLOT: A Time, Distance, And Dimension Swashbuckler From Andromeda Realizes How Little Others Value Him And Becomes An Adept.

 

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"Hohohoho, Mister Finn, You're Going To Be Mister Finnagain!" - from "Finnegan's Wake" by James Joyce

 

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ALLYL_BENZENE
1-allylbenzene

+ HBr(g) in THF (tetrahydrofuran)

-->

2-bromopropylbenzene

+ NaI, sodium iodide, in CH3OH, methanol

-->

2-iodopropylbenzene

+ HNO2, nitrous acid, in CH3OH

-->

2-nitropropylbenzene

+ Sn (tin) roofing nails and HCl in CH3OH
-->

 AMPHETAMINE
2-aminopropylbenzene

Discovered In 1887 By A Romanian Chemist, Lazaru, In Germany. He Named It Phenyl Iso Propyl Amine. PIPA. Viola. Wallah. Same 4 Steps With A Little Twist.

 

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CO2H-CH2CH2-CO2H

Succinic acid
1,2-dicarboxyethane

+ LAH (lithium aluminum hydride) in tetrahydrofuran (thf)

-->

HO-CH2CH2CH2CH2-OH

1,4-BDO
1,4-dihydroxybutane

Do NOT Take 1,4-BDO With Ethyl Alcohol.

 

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The Catholic Church's Cathedrals Are Among The Best Ever That I Have Seen. Granted, I've Only Been To The United States, Mexico, Canada, And Spain (for 4 days).

 

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O What Afrin We Have In

AFRIN (oxymetazoline)
3-(4,5-Dihydro-1H-imidazol-2-ylmethyl)-2,4-dimethyl-6-tert-butyl-phenol

Over The Counter Nasal Decongestant.