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my favourite actor ever is the kid who plays young van damme in the flashbacks in bloodsport, he can barely speak fuck knows how he got into acting
 
Shambles said:
You know me so very well =D

And preferably can't act for shit and barely able to speak English too. It's all about the splits and caved heads with Van Damme fillums for me.
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yeah I know what you like. Going by your ideal action star I can only assume that you're well into dolf longeren ( yeah I had to look up how to spell his name ). He ticks all your listed boxes and then some! Shite acting has never seen a man of his calibre. Hard to find a worse actor that has the inability to speak english and do the splits whist caving in heads as per your ideal bad action star.

I actually got bored of writing my own post. I dont half talk some kinda shite.
 
dolph lundgeren*
where did you look up how to spell his name?? :|

lundgeren is a fucking god! as seen here at his audition for eurovision 2010. not many men could sing elvis so profficienly, perform a drum solo and punch through blocks of ice all in one go. he also has a masters degree in chemical engineering and has attended 3 pretty prestigious universities including MIT!
 
google could you not tell by the epic fail? that was a copy and paste job too! I cant even get it right when I'm careful what chance do I have? Thanks for the correction, I knew you'd be the one to correct me should I be wrong. Which happened to be the case ;)

Ha ha Lungrend a god? I actually feel ashamed for you. I must admit he is a bit of a god when it comes to the cringe-worthy b movie genre. No one tops the scales compared to that man. He has the ability to make what would usually be a b movie laugh fest turn into total shame. So much so that you end up feeling embarassed for the guy.

my aunt totally has this huge thing for him. I'm already used to showing pity there, her love of the Dolf does not actually make that much of a difference.

Evad said:
dolph lundgeren*
where did you look up how to spell his name?? :|

lundgeren is a fucking god! as seen here at his audition for eurovision 2010. not many men could sing elvis so profficienly, perform a drum solo and punch through blocks of ice all in one go. he also has a masters degree in chemical engineering and has attended 3 pretty prestigious universities including MIT!
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dolph*
lundgeren*

haha you managed to misspell both his names that time!


did you even watch that youtube vid?
 
I am an unstoppable force of error. I already knew that. I should feel shame but I'm used to making mistakes and having them pointed out to me. The natural humiliation most people feel wore off years ago. Nah, never looked at the clip but I'm sure which ever one it is I've seen it already thanks to my DOLPH obsessed auntie. I've had to endure every one of his movies. Its amazing that even as a child I could totally zone out. The Dolph didnt do too much damage to me.
 
Evad said:
my favourite actor ever is the kid who plays young van damme in the flashbacks in bloodsport, he can barely speak fuck knows how he got into acting
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HAHA, so true. He must be the directors nephew or something.
 
What about The Hulk Hogan?
You usually know your in for a fun time when pro wrestlers turn their hand to acting :D

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Sadie said:
I am an unstoppable force of error. I already knew that. I should feel shame but I'm used to making mistakes and having them pointed out to me. The natural humiliation most people feel wore off years ago. Nah, never looked at the clip but I'm sure which ever one it is I've seen it already thanks to my DOLPH obsessed auntie. I've had to endure every one of his movies. Its amazing that even as a child I could totally zone out. The Dolph didnt do too much damage to me.
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the clip is him auditioning for eurovision 2010 earlier this year
 
Kickboxer was on some cable channel a few weeks back and I forced myself to watch the lot and it was exactly why I hated action films in the 80's.....90's.......but having seen Tony Jaa in full flight and might I mention again Crank, I have become a fan of some of this centuries action.The single take staircase whup-ass in Warrior King is outstanding.
And christ I've seen fucking Cyborg:|
I like JCVD the movie, its pretty good and he didn't do any splits or the like either, probably why I liked it.
I do want to see the full unedited version of that van-damme one Hard Target, John Woo's first US film and cut all over the show to get an R rating, plus old Jean has some fucking serious mullet action going on.

Hard Boiled for best action film ever.
Die hard for most ripped off, but its certainly no CRANK...what a film.
 
I watched the transporter the other day and I have 2 and 3 lined up. I must have developed a problem.
I did watch Layer cake finally and its good, but looks like it was edited to within an inch of its life, there must be another cut of the film that is at least half an hour longer.
I only mention crank so often because I usually watch foreign or horror films, so when something else comes along that is 100x better than expected, well.....


I've got Mesrine 1 + 2 lined up for watching shortly and they came from a shop, rather than all the others on here who downloaded 6+ months ago.
 
Lesbian Vampire Killers -I do like a shite movie and that one fitted the bill fine, its Britishness a bonus :D

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