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Rate your dealer...

the only dealers in my town that I would give over 7/10 is one of my meth dealers who used to give me the leftover bag everyday after he finished weighing up, it usually contained around 0.3g-0.5g, he is really cool and he's the only person in town who will get me acid and coke, he comes and hangs with the young lads in my circle and isnt all hardcore and tryhard.

Now that I think about it the other guy is about 5/10 he sells weed and meth and he got my friend in alot of trouble, but he's nice to me and will tick me up meth almost any time. I dont know if i'll ever see him again tho, I dont smoke weed and I most definitely dont touch meth so not much point I guess.

My E dealer is ok I think he cares more about the money than his customers so I dont see him much. all the rest I dont bother with or they are just mates who palm off weed to their mates.
 
Wildkarrde_II said:
Trying real hard to convince him to make a trip to find me some acid, but he's nervous, as getting caught with enough of it around here counts as manslaughter.

Sorry for the double post but I wanted everyone to know that this is one of the many myth's of acid. For starters no one actually died so its impossible to be charged with manslaughter, You will not be charge with manslaughter, you will be charged with possesion(maybe intent to distribute, unlikely) of an illicit substance. get your facts right.
 
M/A - Two different guys who sell weed, same supply thus same shit. These guys work together out of my school. M is my favorite, since A's sacks sometimes weigh out a point or so short, at worst two points, and M is always on the level. Either fat fat gram nicks of middies or straight .5s of really really high grade weed for 10. That shit gets me stoned. 7/10 for convenience, but they don't operate out of school so if I need a sack I have to get one through a different person if it's later in the day.

A - This guy has killer herb, but he also has amazing cocaine for cheap. Ball for a hundred, and it's amazing stuff. I need maybe .05 to get geeked, that's just one line. 9/10. This dude's the best, he even tried to bail me out after I got arrested. I trust him completely, the only reason he ain't a ten is because if he's delivering, it takes at least four hours. That's why I just go drag my ass up to his house.

P - Ex girlfriend who has rolls, dope, sometimes 'freebase' which she insists isn't really anything like crack..heh. Dope isn't even worth a tenth what she charges. Good rolls, never tried her rocks. 5/10 for the shit dope she tried to push on me.

A bunch of dope dealers live in the ghetto near my friend's house. Unfortunately we don't have a regular dealer... that would simplyfy things sooo much.
 
10/10 - there's about 5 H dealers that are used regularly, depending on who's around etc. All have amazing quality, friendly, pretty patient, will tell you when it's hot. Definately satisfied. It took a while of having no steady connects, but now can pick and choose so it's definately nice.
 
i get stuff off whoever i can, never usually the same person. However i met this dealer recently and thought "brilliant, i can just use this guy for everything." However, I asked him for something about a month ago and every time I see him he's still saying "oh yeah i'll get it soon" etc... probably full of shit, either that or just too drugfucked to get things together.
 
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god out of how many, actually im gonna make a thread about this now.

id say id give my cheap weed source a 7 because he is almost always stocked with mids, dank and shwag - and ive been buying a lot of shwag recently to save money

pretty reliable. now if I ever fdound a coke dealer who would hook up a 20 sac in less than 10 minutes, i'd be set
 
Malice said:
These are my current hook ups at the moment, all us druggies know a drug relationship could change in a second....


Just want to bump this and reiterate this idea. 2 months and 1 week after writing that post I am now inclined to kick the flying dog shit out of Chinese Charlie and knife his mom over $50 (Kidding! I'm fighting this injustice with non compliance and passive resistance ;) ). Drug rip offs are such a bitch. No small claims court for us...... Drugs don't breed violence...prohibition does.
 
staypuft said:
and to all those people complaining that their dealer shouldn't deliver...well...what the fuck is the dealer there for?...it's just good customer service...

you're the customer, you have money, he wants that money...he should cater to you....fucking basic business principles

.....basic buisness principles don't apply to a black market :(
 
i have to drive min. 30mins to get my dope, but their phone is open 'til 4 in the morning and starts up around 7. 3 guys that have straight shifts. always have product, always top quality. also have excellent crack/coke.
-- 9/10
 
My 1st choice weed connect = 9/10. Almost always available, friendly, genuinely likes and talks to customers. Usually hooks it up, and fronts money if you know him well enough (i do)

My 2nd choice = 7.5/10 a bit stingy, but a cool guy, and usually always has nice things. Very passive dealer.

My 3rd choice = 4.5/10 GREAT weed. HORRIBLE everything else. Takes forever to respond, not very nice, stubborn (doesn't even 'bother' with deals smaller than an 8th), and extreme stinginess.

My E pill hook up 1st choice = 7.5/10 Does deals and discounts, always has pills. The only downside, if he has adulterated pills, he sometimes doesn't know, but if he does, he'll tell you they're twacky.

My E pill hook up 2nd choice = 7/10 Limited availability, high prices... But damn he can get good pills!
 
Coke is what I do the most, so it's really the one thing where I need a good, reliable dealer for.
My old dealer, I'd give him about...a 5/10, tops. Thing is, he wasn't high up the chain, so he was always needing to re-up. More than once I had to wait literally 5 hours for him to come through. Plus even though most of the time he had great stuff, since he didn't always get it from the same dude, the quality was not consistent. Getting it from him sometimes would truly be a mission.

Now, a few weeks ago I found a new dealer, I'd rate him an 8 or a 9. He's never out of it, he lives very close to my house (10 minutes as opposed to 30 minutes for my old dealer), the quality is great and very consistent, and he sells other stuff along with yay (weed, bars and X), which is always a plus (I always get a few bars along with my blow in case something goes wrong and I get anxious/paranoid, or I can't sleep or something like that).
The first couple of times I thought he was the worst dealer ever, because he shorted me at least one gram on my first buy, the quality was the absolute SHITTIEST crap ever, I was just appalled.
But now after going through him a few times, now that I guess he knows I'll be a regular, the prices went down, the quality went up (from shit dull white powder to nothing but buttery, shiny fishscale chunks), I never get shorted (hell sometimes I think he even puts a little extra in the bag), it's great.
The only way he could be better was if he had it chopped off the brick bought straight off the plane, right in front of me.

A reliable dealer, especially if it's something you're addicted to or do very regularly, is great to have. It's a lot more comforting knowing when you run out you can buy some more whenever you want. With my last dealer, I'd always get scared when I was close to running out, cause he could be so unreliable (and you were never too sure how the quality of the next bag was gonna be) you'd never know when you'd be able to get some more. Sometimes he wouldn't pick up his phone, other times he'd make you wait until ungodly hours just to pick up a gram, it was just a huge pain.
Now, it's just smooth sailing.

Basically, it's best to find a dealer who takes his business seriously, instead of some white kid in the suburbs or some wannabe-thug in the ghetto trying to make a little money on the side, 'cause those guys always seem to act like dealing is a chore (never answer, can never do it on time, etc), while real dealers will always hook you up, they're all about getting more customers and keeping them happy to make sure they come back.
 
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Blind Melon said:
Any of you guys ever put up with dealers who don't have baggies? No matter what drug I'm buying I would think it's a MUST for the dealer to have bags. But I've had to deal with a coke dealer who would just fold his shit up in paper and a weed dealer who would just hand me nugs in the past. Absolutely ridiculous.

Yeah, I hate that. If it's for pills, I won't throw a fit because he handed me 4 loose tabs instead of putting them in a bag.
But when it's something like coke, I want a ziplock baggie, thank you very much, none of that paper wrap crap, or little open plastic bags you have to tie up each time, that you know are just waiting to spill in your pocket.

Heh, maybe it's a greedy dealer tactic, giving you improperly wrapped shit so you spill it 2 minutes after getting it and have to come back for another ball.
 
Sometimes you just get them at a bad time when they run outta bags, or on the road an forget to bring some in they car. Used to happen to me all the time.

A nd customers that complain about you having to go to them are annoying as hell, when you walk 3000 miles a day making delivires or driving, an they cant make a five minute walk, its very annoying.

My dealers back in the day were great, i was generally pretty good friends with them. Nowadays I dont relaly have one, I dont smoke weed anymore, and only rarely do a pysch or mdma when my crew has some, so I cant really contribute anything else to this thread.
 
lacey k said:
Why would you even post this shit online....aint like its gonna help anyone else its jsut airing shit in public that aint no one elses bizness...$.02
Word son, We move in silence and violence.
 
lacey k said:
Why would you even post this shit online....aint like its gonna help anyone else its jsut airing shit in public that aint no one elses bizness...$.02

For those of us with less experience, its interesting to find out what to expect?
 
well I don't have many real dealers anymore since I quit OC's but my weed connect is pretty good. I'd give him a 7/10. he's just about always holding, but sometimes he's doing something else and can't meet up right away. which can be annoying. but he's pretty high up on the chain, and I know a few of his clients for OZ's and whatnot, so I can call one of them if he's busy. or I know another guy who has worse qualtiy, smaller bags if I'm in a pinch.

when I had a steady OC habit though, finding a reliable dealer for longer than 3 weeks was a fucking hassle. I had one lady who for the longest time always had shit, but then a friend of mine lost it and fucked that connect up for a lot of us cause he talked so much shit about others that it made the lady paranoid. then I had a friend of mine who used to pick up once a month from someone who had a script. that was good, but he had too big of a habit and couldn't afford to keep 30 or 40 80's around for longer than a week or he'd do them all so he would pick up mid way through the month, and then he'd be out by a week and a half later. I always told him to slow down so he could actually have money all month long, but he never understood. he always wanted $1200 all in one week, rather than spread out over a few weeks so he could not fucking starve 3 weeks out of the month.

so basically I relied on a different friend of mine who had like 10 different connects for oxy all with varying bullshit factors, prices, and brands. which really sucks when you know that person X has name brands for 35 but he's not answering so you have to call person Y who always gets the footballs and thinks hes a "hustla" so he sells them for 50. fucking kids man I tell ya.


edit: also, I feel like I should give credit where credit is due. the first guy I talked about who sells weed has been selling weed, shrooms, coke, RX's and just about anything else he gets a hold of since I STARTED smoking weed. that was 5 years ago. this guy must be either the luckiest, or the smartest dealer I've ever met. I mean seriously, the guy has been consistantly selling drugs for a minimum of 5 years, non-stop. he's always had the same phone number, always has good quality shit. I mean I've stopped getting off him for months or years even, and then out of the blue called him, and hes like "yeah man I got you". I love it. I change my rating to 9/10.
 
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I think the media over estimate the % of dealers who get caught, there are a lof ot people in this area who have been doing what they do on a large scale for years an years, never got booked with a drug charge, people who get caught are either unlucky, stupid, or get ratted on....you take care of business proper you shouldnt get caught
 
most of my dealers are good... reliable and quality...

my top dealer is for amphetamine that gets 10/10 and the shittiest would have to be probably coke or weed at 6/10

i have many dealers for many drugs...
 
I'd give mine a 3 or 4 .... the quality and quantity seems to be going down little at time. I have to travel too far to sketchy neighborhoods ... the only good thing I can say is one time he sold me bad shit and made good on it the next time. Plus he calls for loans and I always say no. Too much damn drama.
 
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