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Random MSN Gibberings XCVII - Men vs. Hairdressers/Seedy Sam's Mullet

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SamhainGrim said:
I'm afraid that'll be painfully apparent whatever the thread title, unfortunately. Though it was a bit shit to use my own words for a thread title, but that was in the pre-Kestrel age of an hour and a bit ago and I was feeling particularly seedy.

Still lame though, yeah.
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and you didn't link the old thread in the first post of this new one ... Pete does it and so does effie ..

c'mon, chop chop, get tooo eeet

[edit] and btw, just noticed ... you're a Gemini?! ...
 
Marmalade said:
and you didn't link the old thread in the first post of this new one ... Pete does it and so does effie ..

c'mon, chop chop, get tooo eeet

[edit] and btw, just noticed ... you're a Gemini?! ...
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Fuck off. On both counts.

And check my edit. ;)

As for the boob brush, they still ain't going to fuck you, though the craftier ones may get a few extra tips from carrying on like they might. If I wanted the same experience several times over, I could get on a crowded Metrolink and hang my head in shame.
 
You ruined a perfect edit that not only took the piss out of Marmalade but directed unsuspecting people to a hair metal classic.

Oy vey, new mods. :|


:D <3
 
My edit was better. I promise. He was just pretty damn quick and zealous. And maybe trying to protect EADD from hair metal.
 
I didn't actually see that edit. You must have made it after I jumped in but before I had finished. That takes some skill.

Your parade was not intentionally rained on :|
 
I fear our mutual mod-appreciation will be called out as mildly homoerotic, especially after this:
Albion said:
You must have made it after I jumped in but before I had finished. That takes some skill.
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=D
 
SamhainGrim said:
Fuck off. On both counts.

And check my edit. ;)

As for the boob brush, they still ain't going to fuck you, though the craftier ones may get a few extra tips from carrying on like they might. If I wanted the same experience several times over, I could get on a crowded Metrolink and hang my head in shame.
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yeah, but with the latter you may get arrested, or a slap on the face ... with the former you get to shuffle about in your chair a bit awkwardly while a female faux-accidentally sexploits you for an extra quid .. it's like bargain of the century BDSM, only for the mainstream market
 
I'm slightly ashamed to say that I pay 30 quid a pop for this every 4-6 weeks.

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I too find getting my haircut painfully awkward which is often exacerbated by the fact that my hairdresser is extremely attractive and doesn't stop going on about giving me a head massage despite me not wanting one. They also gave me this discount card which has the words "Craig is proud to be a Hair OTT hottie" on it which makes me feel like a right cunt when paying at the counter. :\
 
It's either that or pay 6 quid down the local barbers for a short back n sides. There's no in between round here. Fuck short hair, my ears are too big for that.
 
^ Meh. I came to terms with that fact that I'm a beta male many years ago.
 
33Hz said:
^ Meh. I came to terms with that fact that I'm a beta male many years ago.
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betas are 20 X better than alphas. betas who could be alphas, who choose to be betas because theyve got a brain and can use it, are even more awesome

you have great hair btw, but I doubt it's down to the £30 hair-rape. messy hair looks grand. you're almost on the way to a Tufnell. Save some cash, leave the snipping for a bit and then take in a picture of nige and tell 'em you want that one ... then post pics
 
Why couldn't an alpha male look after himself? I'm pretty sure alpha monkeys get groomed the most! I recently found a good hair dresser who does it for £15 (That's including a tip).
 
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