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Random MSN Gibberings XCIV - How much for an 8th of Immodium?

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I like this girl. she's a smart cookie par excellence.

She was talking about their campaign to prosecute illegal dog fight organisers and viewers too, which is something I'm really against so that was a factor too, especially as the main dogs that are used are my favourite breed; Staffordshire Bull Terriers.

Still, if she was a munt with no charm I wouldn't have signed up or got past the hello stage.

Shall I chase her down the road to get her number?
 
It's the second charity person to knock on the door and assume I couldn't possibly be the homeowner because I looked too young.

I'm not gonna chase her down the road, might be a bit creepy, although we were flirty and got on at the door, she was only doing it to sell the donation.
 
She knows I don't live here normally, I missed my chance when she was at the door, I always miss the right chance and then think about what I should have said later on when the moment has passed.



She's really hot though

Doesn't that decrease your motivation to make a tit of yourself?
 
I always miss the right chance and then think about what I should have said later on when the moment has passed.

And what should you have said? "I know you're only flirting to get my donation, but do you fancy giving me your phone number anyway?"
 
Illegal dog fights are bad though, and the RSPCA are the only people that can prosecute on behalf of animals, so it is a worthy cause, whether the saleswoman was hot or not.

I know her name, it's on the form, maybe I could track her down that way, and she knows my mobile number, it's on her form, so maybe she will ask me out 8) doubt it though.

Doesn't that decrease your motivation to make a tit of yourself?

Yeah, should do, but I froze up when it came to asking if she wanted to go for a drink this evening.
 
The legal ones are shit, though.

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I had a chance to ask, and I didn't. Oh well, maybe next time a hot fundraising girl comes round I will summon the courage.

She did circle a number on the back that is the number that I can phone to complain about her fundraising techniques though, maybe I could phone that and say that I wanted to ask her out 8)
 
She was talking about their campaign to prosecute illegal dog fight organisers and viewers too, which is something I'm really against so that was a factor too, especially as the main dogs that are used are my favourite breed; Staffordshire Bull Terriers.

Still, if she was a munt with no charm I wouldn't have signed up or got past the hello stage.

Shall I chase her down the road to get her number?

eh, my local animal hospital/charity [not mentioning the charity since it'll probably be pretty obvious where I live if I do] is besieged by statties. 1 in 4 of the dogs brought into them is a stattie. you can only use their facilities if you're on jobseekers. my town has 9% unemployment, one of europe's highest teenage single mother AND abortion rates, and a typical scene @ 10am, as i walk out my door is of a couple of scrawny, unhealthy looking blokes clutching an 'asda own brand ice cream tub'*, while guzzling from a can of carling and wearing a very dodgy tracky. I swear I've seen that more than twice in the last month alone. a stattie is the unofficial town mascot

last week i saw a bloke with what looked like a 4 monthish old english bull terrier, walking it with a 3 metre-ish rope around the dog's neck, which was attached to & pulling along a car tire along the ground.

I don't have a problem with the breed per se, but this week's news re: all dogs must be chipped, I wholeheartedly agree with. they shouldn't of changed the dog licensing rules like they did a few years back

*obv it doesn't contain ice cream of any kind
 
I sincerely believe that mandatory chipping is the way forward, agree 100% about the old dog licence rules. Too many arsey little kids getting great big terrifying dogs which pull THEM around on a chain.

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is that a trick to get me into bed?!?

Ha ha, no, sorry, I was just moved by your optimism and sweetness. I'm spoken for, I'm afraid.
 
I thought of a plan, I could walk to the shop, and hope to bump into her down the road, then ask her out if I do. Hopefully some other person is signing up now so she shouldn't be too far from here.
 
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