Random MSN Gibberings XCIV - How much for an 8th of Immodium?

[Myshkin]

I'm out of drugs. This is totally scandalous.

That won't do, Lou. You need to remedy the situation, and fast.

 

[knock]

Undercooked sausages last night, spent entire morning wrapped around the toilet.

Cook 'em till they're black. That's my rule!

I've been binging on sausages lately, oddly enough. Cumberland chipolatas mainly.

 

[Mugz]

Knock - I answered the question some time ago as it happens.

Actually, ...

no fuck it. You win. You're entirely in the right 8)

Indeed he was.


Come in the Tinychat, we are talking about egging!!

 

[Albion]

Suicide eggings, for that matter.

 

[knock]

Mugz -I'd rather not.

Knock - I answered the question some time ago as it happens: try post #264. Though if you were preoccupied with responding to Mugz' explanation of the standard procedures for pursuing complaints of the kind put forward by scrooloose then I suppose you may have glossed over it.

You're a revisionist and you know it. I quoted your #264 in my #265 and you've since edited it, changing the sense. Or did you gloss over that?

Oooh I don't care any more. The real world calls!

 

[Myshkin]

You're a revisionist and you know it. I quoted your #264 in my #265 and you've since edited it, changing the sense. Or did you gloss over that?

The only edit was the spacing, at least in the section you quoted. Can't see how that changes the 'sense', but if you want to believe that then I don't have the heart to be the man to shoot Bambi.

Again.

Now moving on...

 

[masaz]

Cook 'em till they're black. That's my rule!

I've been binging on sausages lately, oddly enough. Cumberland chipolatas mainly.

Haha aye, that's gonna be my new rule too I think. Bloody things. Tasted good tho! On the way down anyway.

 

[Albion]

Considering Bambi lost his mother to gun crime too that would be awful.

 

[knock]

Bambi sausage, now that would be a delicacy.

 

[masaz]

Ooh, would definitely go for that!

 

[Urbain]

Letting the Cat out on the roof at the new flat. Oh cripes.

 

[Marmalade]

Actually, ...

no fuck it. You win. You're entirely in the right 8)

I think I you ...

I Sam too, altho for entirely different reasons

...........

in other news, I just went to Lidl .... their veg section is amazing and it makes me want to be healthy. I dunno why i came back munching a fresh cheesy pastry bready twisty thing though .. hrmn

also, this morning when taking thee cat to the vet i noticed the virgin media cable box that serves my street had been rampaged overnight. no wonder our net connection's been shit for a few days

I reported it this morning and it's been [s']pissing down all day, yet on the way back from Lidl I noticed that nothing's been done with it as yet. I have no clue how we've still got a connection as there's circuit boards and all sorts exposed. All those little white labels have our house addresses on. I s'pose now would be the opportunity to grudgefuck the neighbour i dislike the most and pull out their cable. luckily I'm not into grudgefucking or re-wen-gay of any kind

 

[Marmalade]

Letting the Cat out on the roof at the new flat. Oh cripes.

kitty has new places to play! ... the 19 yr old cat i had to have put down last july used to love going on a similar roof, just outside my bedroom window, possibly because it was south facing

slightly different story when it was covered in ice and we nearly lost him off the edge one winter when he leapt out and free-styled unwittingly down the tiles into the guttering

 

[parttime crackhead]

https://www.facebook.com/pages/National-cc-all-your-e-mails-to-Theresa-May-Day/155277607840980

Not sure if folk are aware of this. I couldn't find the relevant thread (I know there is one). Protest about the government wanting to look at all our emails.

 

[Myshkin]

also, this morning when taking thee cat to the vet i noticed the virgin media cable box that serves my street had been rampaged overnight. no wonder our net connection's been shit for a few days[/IMG]

NSFW:

The one outside my house has been done over too. We suspected a bitter ex-housemate who left recently, but I've seen quite a number of Virgin Media engineers out and about lately. It won't be somebody who hates us, as they would just have bricked the windows or something, surely.

Metal / component theft or something? I don't know.

 

[knock]

Suspect it's more "closed box needs to be opened", I'm susceptible to that kind of urge myself. Not that I would dare interfere with anyone's broadband.


EDIT Now I really want to know what it looks like in that sealed unit on the right. Marmalade, if you get a chance...

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I'll go with the kids being little shits option?

 

[Mugz]

I just signed away 6.50 a month to the RSPCA, good cause, I mainly only signed because it was nice to chat to the hot girl for a while, she thought I only looked about 22 too, was surprised when I said I was 26, then she made me guess her age, lol. Luckily I got it right :D

I should have asked her out, might chase her down the road 8)

 

[Marmalade]

I'll go with the kids being little shits due to living in a shitty area and have no better options for random entertainment factor

[edit]oh, and the curiousity of yoof .. yer that too

 

[Marmalade]

I just signed away 6.50 a month to the RSPCA

she thought I only looked about 22 too, was surprised when I said I was 26

I like this girl. she's a smart cookie par excellence.