Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

[mattnotrik]

If anyone fancys a little trip to rome we have a place there in italy we rent out as a BnB, tour guide, and what ever else you need to rom , go atleast once a year this place is situated up in the hills though in Sabina the true italy experience, about 2 hours drive from rome, train is quicker, done all the rome sights many times, and venice also, Venice is expensive though, like 8 euro for a bottle of beer sitting out near the cathedral lol

Good few acres of olive trees aswell if you fancy a stroll.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

The majority of Italians are awesome. My main problem is with the super loud ones who i've had to share hostels with on numerous occasions, it's the same with the Spanish tbh. They have had all their manners sucked out of them and replaced with shouting and arrogance, it's like they're all the worst builders you have ever seen when they are harrassing women.

 

[badandwicked]

I think we just found the place for the EADD BL meetup 2012 :D Do you/your family really own that Matt? Thats crazy. If I was gonna play at sour grapes I'd say its a bit too big for me, i'd prefer a rustico in the Piedmonte You lucky fucker.

 

[rockstar 69]

Looks wicked mate! My dads mate has a mansion in florence but it's seen it's best days already, no hot water etc haha. Looks like it would have been some pad in it's day! Massive garden aswell.

What like is italy for a night out? Drugs scene? Love italian food and sure there are plenty of gorgeous women over there, seems a start %)

 

[33Hz]

I always wondered how, in ancient times, they figured out 'you should smoke this, but not this'. I guess you would have been the guy going around smoking everything?

Whoever had the bright idea of mixing Banisteriopsis caapi with a DMT containing plant must have been a bloody genius. How the fuck did he know that the Banisteriopsis caapi would make the DMT active orally? Maybe he just chucked a bunch of plants together in a brew and got lucky. :/

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Whoever had the bright idea of mixing Banisteriopsis caapi with a DMT containing plant must have been a bloody genius. How the fuck did he know that the Banisteriopsis caapi would make the DMT active orally? Maybe he just chucked a bunch of plants together in a brew and got lucky. :/

I assume it was just luck, because the majority of the ingredients in those jungle brews is pointless and inactive isn't it?

[edit] That place looks sweet matt! How much is it for a couple of weeks? Also, what are the roads like round there? Is it mountainous? I'm seriously scared of driving on some Italian roads.

 

[badandwicked]

I drove in Corsica once, i soon leant to only travel everywhere anti clockwise only, hugging the mountains. They come flying round blind bends towards you and you look down to the left and see the sea glittering below you. Fucking terrifying. And why do the Italians have to overtake any car up front in their clapped out Fiat Pandas even if they only tend to continue at the same speed :D

 

[33Hz]

I assume it was just luck, because the majority of the ingredients in those jungle brews is pointless and inactive isn't it?

I'm not sure to be honest. I think most of the the preparations nowadays consist of only two or three plants. But they must have started off with quite a few an then refined it over time. Either way, still pretty damn lucky to find the right two plants to use in a jungle full to the brim with different species!

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

O man the taxi rides are hair raising, especially when you can see the little statues of Mary along with crosses and burnt out candles on every corner! I offered a driver down in Montenegro an extra 10 euros not to drive like a prick and he just did it any way. The worst is when one wheel goes over the edge a bit.

 

[mattnotrik]

I think we just found the place for the EADD BL meetup 2012 :D Do you/your family really own that Matt? Thats crazy. If I was gonna play at sour grapes I'd say its a bit too big for me, i'd prefer a rustico in the Piedmonte You lucky fucker.

Yeah my family own it and me and my brother go out there sometimes on our own just for a few chilled nights, they rent it out as like an BnB/ rented apartment kind of thing in the summer season, dont get many bookings at all really in the winter, its really rustic. Cant beat italian food though, just going to loads of little different restaurants around the village and a bit further out, you will never get bad food wherever you go! When they where renovating they knocked through a wall below and there was a huge wine cellar with loads of crazy paintings etc, currently thinking about building a pool on the other side, need to try and find a picture of a view from the huge terrace, just miles and miles of olive groves and countryside.

 

[mattnotrik]

Few pics from terrace/ Indoors

Get crates of olive oil brought over aswell, pretty fun picking, then going to see where it gets refined aswell little bit of an earner, its hard to get times to go in the peak summer though as cant be bothered going when the familys going and its often booked so have to try and find a few days short notice

 

[breakcorefiend]

Nodding at work isn't so fun lol, has been the BUSIEST day ever too! Still got a ton to do but I can't muster the energy! So my gf got a text from one of our mates who lives in the house and apparently 'the bitch' is the only one who doesn't want me there so Monday my gf is going to a house meeting, I'm not supposed to know a thing bout it! So if it's put to a vote I'm in, 95% chance I'm moving in, so all is resolving itself! I had to step in as manager at work too and diffuse a situation that was bout to erupt, it's funny, I seem to be able to do my job much better on no sleep and a loads opiates! Lol

 

[badandwicked]

Do you trust your g/f? do you have a good relationship? Sorry for the personal questions but a few weeks ago I was was surprised to read you had a girlfriend and wondered where you found time for a relationship in between taking drugs Just sayin'.

 

[Myshkin]

Turned out nice again! Well done BCF.

The heavens have just opened above Manchester. It sounds like a dried pea factory just decided to empty its wares over the roof of this building. Hope it peters out before five...

I was was surprised to read you had a girlfriend and wondered where you found time for a relationship in between taking drugs

This made me laugh.

For the record, B&W, he luuuurves her. Kissy-wissy and all that. Makes me sick, it does.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Do you trust your g/f? do you have a good relationship? Sorry for the personal questions but a few weeks ago I was was surprised to read you had a girlfriend and wondered where you found time for a relationship in between taking drugs Just sayin'.

What is this, the Shawshank redemption? I now have imagery of BCF dangling you off the edge of a roof in my head lol.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Do you trust your g/f? do you have a good relationship? Sorry for the personal questions but a few weeks ago I was was surprised to read you had a girlfriend and wondered where you found time for a relationship in between taking drugs Just sayin'.

Lol, yeah completely trust her, our relationship had a rocky moment earlier this week but it's all good now, I'm gunna be cutting Down on me intake! That's for sure! I love her to bits! Way more then I love drugs!

 

[Myshkin]

I love her to bits! Way more then I love drugs!

Oh, puh-leeeeaaaaze! Give over.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Lol, im sorry man! but you know what this week has been like!!

 

[TheSpade]

I'd love to go to Rome.

Why don't you? Easyjet and RyanAir fly there for cheap. It's a cool city.

I was going to advise a swift jab to the throat when no-one's looking, but one of these wee weans will probably end up smashing you haha

I wouldn't mess with these wee fuckers, just like you probably wouldn't mess with a group of wee weegie neds, they hang around in big groups and are blatantly pissed off, aggressive, wee cunts due to years of being forced to walk about in the sun all day by their drug addict parents selling sunglasses and bracelets.

 

[TheSpade]

This afternoon I went down the beach but it was too hot so I went in sat in a bar, it was a covered roof, was totally in the shade, no sun coming in as the sun was behind the bar yet somehow I'm sun burnt to fuck but it's only half my face and half my legs so red down one side and white down the other, looks fucking ridiculous!