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Random MSN Gibberings XCIII: Moral of the story is to wank more

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This pc needs to speed the fuck up... or time needs to slow the fuck down... im not sure which

and you need to fuck off


fuck. my usual overused expressive word of the day
 
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I was unaware there are sheep out there that aren't considered aggressive :?
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I'm sure some sheep allow themselves to be shagged so you have to consider them a bit lovely dovey - ask Shambles eh 8)

These ones had new born lambs and were a bit err motherly...bloody cute as hell though.

How's you petal? I owe you a PM, am terrible with PM's so big apologies <3

Sounds like a nice night in Dan, will look forward to the gibbers. Evening Mugz xxx
 
Well I hope its a deadly virus slowing it down and your rig conks completely out! ^^

What I mean Mugz is if you are seeing vaginas where there arent any you need to get a real one... a mrs Mugz
 
I missed all the wanking earlier in this thread :( suppose you're all too drug-fucked to go for a round 2?

Gusset typists =D
 
I laughed and snorted drink out of my nose during that conversation kate :D I'm up for another wanking chat if you are? ;)

How are you doing tonight? I'm mid-clean, making good progress! Got to have short breaks though :)
 
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She's pissing her knickers I reckon.

Watersports queen ;)

Do you remember old skool spin dryers Yellow? you know the ones that vibrated? ....in the days when we wore little white cotton socks 8)
 
I'm not sick anymore eff thankyfully.. Just doing a bit of paper work and watching telly luv.. How are you?


Remember them well kate.. sigh Those were the days!

* eyes up the electric wisk *


* cucumber looks on enviously*
 
Tena Lady's come in black? Really? Why? Surely once you're at the stage of lil bits of wee coming out style is but a fond memory 8(

Sheep: Always an arsey creature is a sheep. That and in the way. And occasionally sheepish. There'd be no point whatsoever to a mellow sheep. Aside from as a handy snack perhaps. The natural aggression of a sheep is the reason for it being such a good shag - it's all about the pushback against the thrust <3

Blimey. The memories that's aroused may need result in a wank 8o
 
I didn't think you were a native welshman Shammy. If so, is it true that you lead them to a cliff edge so that they push back harder?
 
I only wear logo'd stuff shambles.. Always Nike for the Tena Ladies .. Speedo Ladies for swimming.

Its important to me to have a stylish gusset. I dont want to let my self go.
 
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Suppose the black tena's are so you can wear black pants and they won't show?

Yellow?

=D

...this sheep talk is alarming me, don't you know I'm a sensitive snow flake :X

...when can we move onto the donkeys? 8(
 
ahhh yeah the beautiful washover euphoric wave has just hit, foooooooking lovely. MXE feels kinda what i expect smack would feel like, or something
 
Yes Kate.. I'm now wondering whether I should patent the idea.

I just had a closed eye visual of a cartoon sheep lol and im not even on anything.. she ( im just assuming she was a lass) was just looking at me all wide eyed.
 
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