Random MSN Gibberings LXXXVIII: Possibly even some shitalin to jazz myself up

[Acidtek]

I haven't pissed or shit myself for 36 hours. My whole body feeeps lol it's been beaten with iron bars, I am on the way up, if I can't post my mum will post later providing I let her loose with me interweb details

 

[koneko]

^
Glad to see you posting Acidtek, keep on in there - how much longer now?



And good morning EADD I'm getting too old for these 2 day benders 8( feeling surprisingly ok for now, apart from having to tidy up my own posting nonsense here...when will I ever learn 8)

 

[ColtDan]

I haven't pissed or shit myself for 36 hours. My whole body feeeps lol it's been beaten with iron bars, I am on the way up, if I can't post my mum will post later providing I let her loose with me interweb details

stay strong mate,

“If you’re going through Hell... keep going.”

 

[ColtDan]

And good morning EADD I'm getting too old for these 2 day benders 8( feeling surprisingly ok for now, apart from having to tidy up my own posting nonsense here...when will I ever learn 8)

good morning kate dunno how old you are would be rude to ask... but know the feeling of the ole body not tolerating long benders haha been quite sensible this weekend, makes a change!

random thought, whoever can replicate the afterglow from ketamine or MXE is onto a fucking winner. sod the actual drug itself, even though they're good, the glow is something else. dunno how it works, but ive never felt such a clean motivated productivr speedy kinda feeling with mimimal side effects in my life. its versatile and golden

 

[Allein]

I spoke to soon, my mouse turned my computer off so I'm back to tabbing away until I get the new desktop

Fek Mugz are you really that cash strapped that you can't get another one, if so drop me a PM with an address and I'll post you one, I must have at least 10 in the house alone, and who knows how many at work, I can't even use one as they make my hand and wrist cramp up, I have to use a track ball.

 

[Allein]

I haven't pissed or shit myself for 36 hours. My whole body feeeps lol it's been beaten with iron bars, I am on the way up, if I can't post my mum will post later providing I let her loose with me interweb details

Yeah best wishes brother, you know your 'ardcore enough to come out of the other side, hang on in there, easy for me to say, I know. My thoughts are with you ......but not in a creepy way

 

[breakcorefiend]

Morning all, hows everyone doing?
Last night was an interesting one to say the least.. We were heading to breakspoll at london bridge, got to the club, the night started at 9,
we started queuing and the crowd was told it wouldnt be opening until 10,
so as it turns 10 the crowd starts moving and only then we learn we've been standing in a queue for whirl-y-gig! so ran off to the next club to see a massive queue and tonnes of police,
they had plainclothed officers walking up n down the queues with sniffer dogs and pulling alot of people out,
one of the people we were with was fucking hammered when we met up and then begged for a bomb of mandy,
20 mins later she is a fucking state, eyes in the back of head, unable to follow any instructions,
had to drag her onto the tube etc, was a fucking nightmare!

 

[ColtDan]

just stuck a banana in the microwave... recommended, tasted nice

 

[ColtDan]

Microwaved banana and a glorious cuppa tea, fucking right on

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

its crap when they are too fresh aye.. you unpeel them and theres that bitter woodyness about them.. such an anti climax.

I like fruit like my woman.. past their sell by date.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I like bananas with brown speckles on the skin. That twang of ripeness comes out.

 

[ColtDan]

ahh the endless possibilitys of a microwaved banana.... microwaved banana on microwaved jaffacake, thats what im all about. plus i like inserting my jimmy riddle up inside a microwaved banana skin

fuck it, tempted to go beach or something, its like a summers day

whos kean on this? her voice is beautiful, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYpre5c5N4&list=FLC--uZVwp7qLoKuU0unjPTA&index=1&feature=plpp_video

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

ok comin for a gallop let me get my hos outfit on


ED aw shes gawguss dan.. good galloping musik

 

[watsons torment]

microwave banana, i'm tempted to try that after trying frozen banana which is also good

 

[Marmalade]

plus i like inserting my jimmy riddle up inside a microwaved banana skin

^^ noteworthy ;p

 

[Bluebell]

Afternoon all, hope you are all doing well?

Acidtek hang in there wishing you all the best

Right I'm off to do the weeking chores, even though its a lovely day outside, but no one else is going to stick their hand down the loo to give it a scrub

 

[watsons torment]

plus i like inserting my jimmy riddle up inside a microwaved banana skin

get a toilet roll tube, fill it with liver or minced meat (quorn if you're a veggie) put it in the microwave for 90 seconds, garnish the front of it with a baked bean and some of your own pubes and TUDDAH!!!! you have a fanny!

 

[ColtDan]

man, you sir are a genius. might have to cheekily blag that idea, check out dragons den soon i'll be off my tits after a few quid to start that up, sell them to unlucky drunks on nights out that haven't managed to pull, and 40 stone virgins will be right on that, will make a fucking mint

 

[Marmalade]

I'm in

 

[Marmalade]

i recon halo's possibly out on this one tho

spade will deffo be in. as long as it's 10 baht or less