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Random MSN Gibberings LXXVII: If that's a come-on then I'm unimpressed

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My week off this week.

Which means I'm sat in waiting for the postman before I can get on.

I don't know which postie is covering my round, or what order they do it in.

Fuckin frustrating. Could have already been, or might not turn up till 3.

Something needs to be done.

Workshy cunts.
 
Nice one on the week off. Surely you know them and could find out?

I'm still in a dancer of a mood, stupid amounts of girls at the weekend, battered daft on the booze and md friday, work sat and filthy viagra sex on saturday night/sunday morning and Annie Mac this weekend playing local.

I need to find some Cialis. Been promised proper claws in abuse off my ex, I think she'll actually wound me if I don't have a big bag of Cialis and some decent ching to level the playing field!
 
rockstar 69 said:
Nice one on the week off. Surely you know them and could find out?
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Yea is me boy's half term, so week off....really sunny day too, wanna get out...

might wander round and see who's on me round ...

Jesus this is really frustrating... :(

Everyone does this round in a diffferent order, they might have put my house near the start of their walk, or near the end, or in the middle...

and the usual woman who does my round if I'm off is offt too, so it might even be some twat from a different office who doesn't even know the walk and will likely chuck my mail in the right number door but another street.

fuckin annoying.
 
Booked today off work cos it was due to be a quiet slow day that I couldn't face.
So sat at home now smoking my last bag then gonna text flatmate to ask if he minds if I have a few of his Stellas.
Can't believe I'm skint and its only Tuesday,damn water bill. So no more gear for me until Friday.
These next few days are gonna fucking drag.
 
I feel like i've had a lobotomy after last nights sesh on the vape. My lungs also feel pretty fucked, which is odd considering vapes are meant to be better for you. Can anyone who uses one on the regular tell me if you just get used to it or what?

The thing that always amazes me is that when I vape I must only use 1/4 of a gram between me and the mrs all night. Jays must be really quite wasteful, if you consider that we'd usually smoke a 3.5 minimum. The strange thing is i'd still prefer a spliff... I think I like the process of getting high and staying high. Vapes are like pressing a button and being high.
 
It didn't take me long to get used to the vape, I coughed quite a bit at first but that stopped and its just like breathing tasty oxygen for me now.
 
I don't get any hangover because of my tolerance, but I keep the volcano on 7, I dont know what temp that is on the digi version. I put anything from 0.1g to 0.4 depending on how big of a hit I want, I normally like getting the bag milky so it is hard so see through the vapour.
 
Ah ok. I'd been putting in about half a spliffs worth, so like an 8th of a g. And it was set on 5.5 with multiple bags. I thought my tolerance was stupidly high too, I mean I was smoking an ounce a week. But apparently it's not that high afterall. I still don't think I could whitey, but I think that's cus i'm in touch with my limits. I'll try it on 7 and see how that goes :)
 
fuck everything today! woke up with a very groggy head after that cwe last night,
smoked all my weed and if the fairies aren't kind to me today its going to be a Very sober evening :(

Have just about ran out of tobacco too and am penniless till thursday,
plus my bosses are on an irritation streak today
 
I'm struggling to understand why mailmonkeymeister is having trouble getting his mail delivered when he wants.
this situation needs rectifying.

DON'T THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE?! ;P

eh, seriously tho, whip them noobs into shape. unlike my ma's mailmonkey who's been the same strapping young MetalGod in shorts for about 5 years running [suburban area], the posties on my round [i'm near the centre of town in a shitty area], are mainly noobs I think, as they change almost weekly .. I presume my addy is on some sort of training turf ... they're generally nice and accommodating tho, I just wish they didn't change so often
 
My mailmonkeys are retards, they are constantly changing, and over the xmas period im sure they helped themselves to a few of my packages,
My mail also varies when its delivered, some weeks its by 10am everyday, others its lucky to get there by 4pm, anyway i shall shut up moaning now because im just angering myself.

Back to work time :(
 
shit innit Marmz. he turned up in the end anyway :)

yeah the rounds are picked according to seniority, length of time with RM, so if you been there 40 years you get the pick of the rounds, some of them oldtimer duties are a piece of feckin piss..

It makes it a bit shit for noobs, who have no choice, and tend to be "floaters", hahaha, means they get stuck on diff duties all the time, almost without fail the shittest ones in office.

I've done nearly 9 years, so am just gettin to the point where I got some reasonable rounds to choose from... :)

Posh/rural areas get picked quick cos they tip well at xmas, tend to be friendly, and not full of stabbing hazards. Inner city areas, estates get picked last as they are tedious, often hazardous with all the shite and toys and old nappies people leave all over their pathways, and don't tip so well at xmas...
 
well. altho I don't do valentines generally, mailmonkeys seem to of brought me one via my mother's addy

'your love is my drug' <--- 'think of the wording as Latin. I mean it in all the possible variants too, Big Loves to you <3'

^^ eh, how is the above relative to Latin?

I R Confused!?
 
Marmalade said:
well. altho I don't do valentines generally, mailmonkeys seem to of brought me one via my mother's addy

'your love is my drug' <--- 'think of the wording as Latin. I mean it in all the possible variants too, Big Loves to you <3'

^^ eh, how is the above relative to Latin?

I R Confused!?
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Don't ask questions! Just try and be grateful!

I'm going to pretend that the missed calls I received earlier on were from somebody inviting me out for dinner rather than a) somebody I don't wish to speak to or b) a wrong number.
 
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