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Random MSN Gibberings LXXV: This subforum can be so entertaining (allegedly)

Talking of plastic that narwhals n'arf been playing on my mind.

Hi btw postie.. Seems quiet doesnt it?.. Ive got a gum guard in and lots of puppy pics ready just in case.
 
Cherry: I actually experience those places as the bowels of hell without acid. Always really surreal.

Ha,I know! That's why I felt especially peculiar. The garish colours they always use, and awful strip artificial lighting is like an acid trip in itself. I love the word peculiar.

The job centre wasn't actually that daunting, once I mentioned to the woman that I was leaving Bristol, she didn't bother with a job search. Gained herself a skive off for ten mins before seeing the next victim, oops,I mean job seeker. Remembered to go to the chemist too for my green handcuffs, just in case towndoesn't seem as manageable in a few hours.

I'm currently doing everything in my power to procrastinate, even though the thing I should be doing will earn me money into my paypal account, and make my task of moving out much more stress free! Get on with it Cherry.

I wish real life was like a Sky box, pausable, forwardable, and most importantly, rewindable!
 
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Hi, just finished work....any threads kicking off today? All looks fairly civil at first glance.

That's because Spade's gone all report-happy, like.

We could start a thread that's a thinly-veiled excuse to tell each other to get to fuck. That's always a good standby.
 
Or 'youre such a cunt' ' youre so wierd'..'Hes so crawly'.. Like school!!

Edit.. addon.. This is my cock.. this is someone elses.. Im a viking.. Im a big druggy.. Im a bit of a dealer.. Im really hard.. blah arghhh blahhh



* thump chest *

*sucks thumb and rocks*
 
Nowt wrong with a bit of cock 'n' Viking talk. It's the overly-macho stuff that really gets me down.
 
Lets have a partyy.....Webcam party...no nudes though only dancin and party chat reminiscing about better days that are not now but were much better...tallest tale wins a hat and best dancer wins more dancin
 
Im off the cigarettes Sam the oxygen is making me dizzy.Off them nearly a week now would highly recommend it to anyone thinking of doing it.
 
Is it causing you any great discomfort? I couldn't jack the cigs in if I tried. Congratulations!

Five days off the booze though, nearly. Don't recommend that one to anybody.
 

Can you remember that time when we took this stuff that was much better than now and we felt much better and so did everyone else but it was in the past and its unobtainable now as it was a once off and no other humans can get this and we must remind the youth of this especially when they are enjoying themselves.Stop enjoying yourselves youth of today hold your heads in shame and also be in awe at my tales of much better from a galaxy in the past a long long long time ago.
 
This is beginning to remind me of the time I smoked David Bellamy, using Toyah Wilcox's hair to light his beard.

Obviously this was when botanists with speech impediments were synthed more cleanly than they are today.
 
I thought that about the cigs Sam it was something I wasnt even prepared to consider.But Ive done it so far and its not as bad as I thought it would be .A benzo wd is far worse lol...cigs are just a habit.I actually feel better in the withdrawls than I did smoking. Most complaining about nicotine withdrawl ex smokers never took drugs so dont know the headfuck of a bad trip or bad comedowns after a festival or whatever other intense moments u can remember due to drugs.I think you could do it if U tried.My mood has improved due to not supressing my breath with smoke.Im actually suprised at how good I feel.




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Can you remember that time when we took this stuff that was much better than now and we felt much better and so did everyone else but it was in the past and its unobtainable now as it was a once off and no other humans can get this and we must remind the youth of this especially when they are enjoying themselves.Stop enjoying yourselves youth of today hold your heads in shame and also be in awe at my tales of much better from a galaxy in the past a long long long time ago.

Yeah but Jo.. have you ever been to India?
 
Yeah but Jo.. have you ever been to India?

NO no no but but Ill tell you a better one. I worked for a logging company in the early 90's and got a contract in Papau New Guinea.Because of my unusual striking beauty the local tribesmen (Who I actually discovered) took me as their new king.I lived with 20 18 year old women and we smoked hummingbird all day whilst we listened to the mystical sounds of the pan pipes and in the backround monkeys played drums all night.We even flew in Lionel richie(His cousin was a pygmy) one night for a 24 hour performance of All night long.I got transferred to Ireland then but it was a great memory.
 
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